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The Dream Thread (pg. 10)
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| noikeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Last night's was ed up, figure I'll post it before seeing what happens tonight.
My dream starts out with me and a bunch of people walking towards this house. Turns out we're all contestants on Comedy Central's version of Last Comic Standing, only for some reason there are no cameras around. I don't want to be there, I hate being there. We go upstairs and are told to separate the guys from the girls. The floors and walls are slanted weird. The guys find their room and I wander around, slowly behind the girls just looking around the house.
The girls just disappear. There's only a hallway, the guys room and the girls room and the girls are nowhere. So I go back and sit on this weird white couch in the guys room. I really, really, really don't want to be there. I realize that when I auditioned for the show I was just dreaming and I never actually participated in the real auditions. I tell some of the other guys and they just look at me.
Then it suddenly it hits me; this is a dream. I know I shouldn't be there and I want to get the out. I'm worried about the scheduled power outage tomorrow, I want to wake up and I want to have breakfast, but I can't because I'm a contestant for a stand-up comedy reality show and there's no way to get out of it.
Out of nowhere Carlos Mencia busts in and gives us some details about the show. I tell him about my dream audition and he tells me to go talk to this lady about it. I find her in that empty girls room sewing pieces of paper together, and she looks like a cross between Sally Field and my high school librarian. I explain to her what happened, and she says I can leave if I want. So, I do.
Right when I opened the door to leave I woke up. :nervous: |
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| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
k, so I'm at some sort of work/school campus, and it gets invaded by a bunch of androids while I'm outside with a couple friends. I decide I need to save the day by running back inside, but they have some sort of eye sensor that recognizes whether you're the right person or not, and they're only letting some guy called "the butterfly" pass, and killing everybody else who tries. So, I try to just play it off and walk through, then act like I'm an idiot and they let me go back. So, I go to some other place to go around them, and some other guy I've never met (irl, but he's my friend in this dream...some black guy with dreadlocks) comes with me. There's a concession stand there, and I get a bottle of water & a bottle of 7up, and a sandwich, and he gets two diet cokes, and we put them in each of our backpacks, pay for them, and go. We're running through the building, and all of a sudden, a couple of the androids see us, and we head down a stairway. I know that there's a certain invisible place in the wall where you can jump through and get to another stairway, so he goes through, and it takes me a few tries, but I just barely make it through, but now I've lost the other guy.
I run back to some girl's room (who I know, but not actually), and tell her that "they're here," so she goes to catch up with the other guy, and I go to make a distraction while they go get the plane. I keep running through all the hallways, and a bunch of the android things are chasing me, and I run up to the roof, just as the building's starting to blow up, and jump up and grab onto the landing gear of the plane with my two friends in it, as it's flying over the building. I climb up into the plane, and they're surprised, 'cuz they thought they were just going to have to go without me, but neither of them knows how to fly the plane. So, I start taking control of it, but it's going really high, and, for whatever reason, I can't let it go too high, so I have to instantly dive--kind of the opposite of reality, & trying to avoid crashing.
So, I get it to dive down, and I start having to maneuver through buildings that're showing up seconds before we're passing them. I just have to go in a straight line, but it's still really scary, 'cuz I can't see anything. As I look back, the whole city is completely dark black, and there are helicopters & huge transport planes dropping people off, and there are fires breaking out everywhere--basically the apocalypse for wherever it is. After about 5 minutes of avoiding buildings, I turn off to go to a big green field, and land the plane there, perfectly. It's in the middle of some really bizarre amusement park/town square/city/something. A lot of sunset-like colors, greens, and purple. I fly over to some cafe thing outside with big circular couches, and we all sit down there (fly without the plane...just hover, go).
We're still all suited up in full-on swat-type stuff, and we're just relaxing and having a couple drinks, laughing about how weird it is to be there while we just nearly got killed, but we can't be to loud, or someone will take us back to the Butterfly. I remember that something really weird happened after that, when somebody next to us heard us or something, and it resulted in a bunch of just flat-out bizarre things happening in this little town...place, but it gets fuzzy after that. :wtf: |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: I specially liked the part where you go through an invisible wall to escape from the androids.
This thread is hilarious. |
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| ikhouvanu |
| I had a dream last night but I don't remember it but I do know my best friends boyfriend was involved. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| i usually dream long sequences where I'm in my bed and i can't sleep. toss and turn, toss and turn and then my bed folds in two and i fall into the abyss. |
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| Blake |
In nearly 100% of my dreams I'm either killing someone, or being killed. Most of the time, killing someone.
One of my favorites is one in which I was a soldier in World War II. One of the German soldiers ended up impaling me with a huge sythe straight through my back and out my chest. :wtf: |
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| Marc Summers |
This morning, I had a weird dream.
I was at my high school and Jesus was resurrected for his second coming. There were 3 plagues... Fire, ice, and disease... Fire and ice aren't plagues, so I don't know what was up with that. For some reason, I was leading everyone around the school, protecting them.
It was damn weird. |
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| chach |
lol spam!
And ya i really dont want to say my dream last night... :nervous: |
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| DarkAngel |
| A dream of mine would be to cut Puig's head off and piss down his in' throat. |
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| Omega_Blue |
i had a weird one last night that i still remember. you know, usually you only remember your dreams for a few minutes and then they're gone, but this one really stuck out in my head for some reason.
i'm on my way back from work, someone must've picked me up because i'm sitting shotgun in a pickup truck. well there's this creepy looking dude walking up to the car, so i did what any normal person would do and i started closing the door and trying to lock it. of course, as with any scary dream/movie i could never close the door fast enough and the guy starts busting in the car. so i kick him out and tell the driver to get the out of there. the creepy dude ended up latching to the back of the car though so we started swerving in an attempt to swing him off.
we ended up crashing into a pile of garbage cans and lost him. but as we were heading back to the house, every stop sign we stopped at i'd see the creepy guy in the distance. he was following us! so we started taking all the backroads back to the house in an effort to lose him. finally i thought we lost him.. but we pulled up next to this bus stop and he got out of the bus! so we booked it back to the house, locked all the doors.. i still felt uneasy.
moments later i hear a door open behind me and i KNEW it was the guy. ! i didn't want to turn around... but i finally did and he was standing there.. i started freaking out and the dude said, "i had to show you this" or "i had to do this" or something like that. he lifts his pant leg and there's this gigantic gash mark out of his leg where he bit his own ankle off. and that's when i said "OH !!" and i woke up.
the end. |
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| seekrets |
| I had one that a tsunami was coming! |
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| kadomony |
wow had a really detailed one, gotta write this quickly before i forget any more of it.
Starts out I'm in a casino at a card table (blackjack i think), and me and a few of my friends (i dunno who they were, they were in their mid 30s) had just finished a card game. They had walked off to another part of the casino and I'm still at the table and the asian dealer is cleaning up.
I ask him, "Do you usually tip the chip guy?"
He says, "It usually customary to give him a little something for dealing..."
I notice I'm holding some money in my hand and I start to give him $3 when he says, "It's usually a little more than that." And I realize he means one of the $20 bills I'm holding in my hand. I give it to him but as I place it in his hand I say, "If you ever make me tip you that much again, I'm gonna knock your teeth all over the floor." or "your head onto the floor." I forget which now. I proceed to shake his hand, but as he does, his grip causes the bones in my hand to slip around (I'm sure you guys have had this happen before) so that was a little awkward after my threat.
I start walking away to go upstairs to another floor of the casino, still thinking a bit about the handshake. I make a left into a hallway and now I'm walking into a bathroom. I see some guy at a urinal and begin to think it's one of my friends from the table. I start telling him about my incident with the dealer, which as soon as I do, I realized he was just some dude takin a piss, but I continue talking anyway.
Now, I don't remember if this was after the bathroom part, before this whole dream, or after it, but I started to dream inside the dream.
I found myself in an indoor pool area. It was somewhat dark and I think there was some female presence there. Like a person was standing around, I took notice of her but she wasn't completely there. I notice there's a HUGE silver hot water radiator built into the floor next to me that reached to the ceiling. I jump in the pool and swam around for a bit.
I got out and suddenly was facing some curtained passage in the area's wall. I felt there was an evil presence behind the curtain and felt myself being dragged backwards away from the passageway. I think I then became semi-conscious in my dream and then went back to the pool dream, this time with some type of legendary sword to fight the evil presence. Strangely though, this part wasn't a central focus, it was just like a fun thing my mind was playing with.
IMO, I think the pool is some deeper place in my consciousness because I've had deep dreams about that place before.
Assuming this was during the casino dream, I appeared back in the casino and a HUGE party was going on. Like someone bought the casino out for the party. People on every level just complete debauchery.
Some people showed up that I knew with some hot girls. I said hi to them, and then proceeded to run upstairs to the top level of the casino. One of the girls (I assume she was either my girlfriend or some girl that just REALLY liked me right off the bat) called after me and I said something to her and continued upstairs.
Upstairs was amazing, it was just like a small hotel-designed chillout room. The walls were all windows giving a 360-degree view of the night city. No big buildings, just street lights and smaller buildings and it was all flat. This room was really high up, so I assume the casino was the only large building in the area.
I noticed there was some curtained area at the end of the room that served as the bathroom. I went in there, and proceeded to piss on the floor there. Don't ask me why I didn't use the actual bathroom. As I said, it was complete debauchery and nobody cared.
As I was pissing, I heard some guy say something like "Welcome everybody! Have fun and catch it while it lasts! Anything can happen!"
I finish up, and as I step out of the curtained area, I notice a laptop on a coffee table in the room. There's some radio broadcast station playing that I assume is being played in the whole casino.
I sit down on the floor and just as I'm about to check out the laptop, the girl from downstairs walks in and sits down with me. I say, "Did you hear what he said?"
She says, "No?"
I say, "Anything can happen tonight."
She gets a mischievous look in her eye and the dream ends.
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I love detailed dreams! Haven't had one quite that long/detailed in a while. :) |
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| beats and beeps |
I've been having chain rushes of extremely vivid dreams ever since I stopped smoking weed (for 2 days!).
After reading up, this is considered normal. |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
I've been having chain rushes of extremely vivid dreams ever since I stopped smoking weed (for 2 days!).
After reading up, this is considered normal. |
Ya same for me :eek:
Last Night one of the dreams I can remember:
So I was at the airport with family and we were on a plane headed for India or something. For some reason the plane was full of pimps and hoes :wtf: . So I went up and sat at the front and one of my old friends was there as well. The captain asked me to sit up front with the Co-pilot so I was like sweet ok. The earth looked so weird it was like it was fake we were flying over some mountians and water, and for some reason there was like little floating triangles in the sky. Like something you would see in a radar screen, the plane for some reason had like 6 missles floating along side of it and when a triangle would get to close it would blown them up. So I asked the captain wtf was going on he told me they were ufos lol. So anyways for some reason the captain had never flown a plane before and was like ing around with the steering wheel. I thought about the plane crashing and I laughed. Then he flipped out and was like yo gotta leave the cockpit blah blah blah. And I was like no I wanna know whats going on, He told me how he heard over the intercom system that the United States was gonna shoot us down for some reason. Then I instantly was at my old highschool telling people about some huge goverment conspiracy against me LOL. |
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