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Holding it in. (pg. 2)
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| Sunsnail |
| You all are crazy. I go like twice a day, everyday |
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| kid nyce |
| let it brew for a few hours, then drink a gallon of milk real quickly and then blast off! |
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| Spike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
How long have you held a in? |
in recent memory, 1 day...but when i finally let it rip the log was so long that i felt it hit the bottom and had to stand up so it wouldnt break. when it was done it was sticking up out over the water |
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| Miss Bliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
let it brew for a few hours, then drink a gallon of milk real quickly and then blast off! |
you are so quoteable but nah I won't do it cause YOU NASTY |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
probably about a day but it hurts after a while. a good way to induce a is have a smoke |
+1...
onvce i went three days... partly because i was dehydrated cus of speed, but i ate very little tho.. prolly thats why |
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| Ygrene |
I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found.
I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found.
I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body. |
lol |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found.
I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body. |
See I cant do that, I get crazy stomach cramps, than I end up letting out small smelly farts for like an hour straight.
BTW, that would have been the ultimate time to give your wife a dutch oven. :D :D |
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| Clinkz913 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found.
I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body. |
lol that's some funny . |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spike
in recent memory, 1 day...but when i finally let it rip the log was so long that i felt it hit the bottom and had to stand up so it wouldnt break. when it was done it was sticking up out over the water |
hahahaha! :stongue:
You didn't want it to break?! It's not like it's a priceless piece of art! |
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| Ripped Bag |
| I didn't for two weeks when I first deployed. Odd? |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
I didn't for two weeks when I first deployed. Odd? |
When you did, did you rip your bag? |
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