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Holding it in. (pg. 3)
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| Ripped Bag |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
When you did, did you rip your bag? |
It was very solid and super long
I almost didn't have to wipe |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found.
I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body. |
I did that yesterday, but only held it for like 3 hours. it was a long one and it took me down one belt size.
oh and pooping > class
just skip |
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| kid nyce |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
you are so quoteable but nah I won't do it cause YOU NASTY |
there is truth in the words you speak...
t-minus 4 days and counting! |
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| Magnus |
| All day long. When I was a kid I was really shy and embarrassed about ting in public. I remember in the third grade my parents would pick me up after work. Well they got busy this one day and forgot about me. I had been holding a all day long. Eventually I was in tears at the pain but I wouldn't tell anyone why I was crying. Some parent of one of my classmates offered to drive me home. I was squirming the whole way to my house and when I finally got home I exploded on the can. Even at the young age I remember giving my parents the fifth degree for leaving me there brewing in my own and piss. Really it was my fault at being so damn shy to take a friggin . I still hate to do it to this day but I get the job done. |
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| WojiePoj |
| beer sh*ts are the worst ahhahaa......and its not good to hold it in ...just leave the class jesus.... |
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| LiGHT78 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
well sometimes u hold it in so long u miss ur chance |
that made me LOL so hard |
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| Tholius |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magnus
All day long. When I was a kid I was really shy and embarrassed about ting in public. I remember in the third grade my parents would pick me up after work. Well they got busy this one day and forgot about me. I had been holding a all day long. Eventually I was in tears at the pain but I wouldn't tell anyone why I was crying. Some parent of one of my classmates offered to drive me home. I was squirming the whole way to my house and when I finally got home I exploded on the can. Even at the young age I remember giving my parents the fifth degree for leaving me there brewing in my own and piss. Really it was my fault at being so damn shy to take a friggin . I still hate to do it to this day but I get the job done. |
Win!
When I was in primary school I had the urge, but it was in the middle of the day, and I had a thing about school toilets, and how taking a dump at school is in' disgusting... so I held on... and I held on...
Then I needed to piss... and I thought, okay if I piss... then it might distract me from the ting... so I stood at the urinals... and pissed... and then... it came out... a in' turd came out, down the side of my legs, down my pants, off my shoe... and onto the urinals... lol, bad.
The next day there was this massive assembly that was held... "a foul thing happened yesterday... there was faeces found in the male urinals..." lol, . Then during class... this kid told the teacher that he saw a piece of turd stain on my shoe the day before... I don't remember exactly what I said in my defence though... maybe about stepping in dog ... iano...
But that kid, mother******! Although something tells me the teacher knew, but she loved me too much to get me into trouble... I was a sweet, innocent teachers pet... nice lady.
//finish anonymous posting never told ne1 that b4 |
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| Shaman_Axiom |
| that's really bad go take a young man!! |
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| pvdAngel |
Scene from American Pie where Finch is forced to take a in the girl's lavatory just popped in my mind. :p
But FFS, if you gotta go, you gotta go! |
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| tribu |
| Hehe I ate a Family Size box of Post Raisin Bran over two days (fri night - sun night). I've been blowing out my ass liek a trumpet ever since. Had to run to it at work a few times...theres no holding that (litteraly) |
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| hadi burpee |
| 2 and half days maybe. i went camping and i couldnt take a nature for some reason, but the night we went i hadnt taken a since the day before, and we went for a couple of days, not to mention we had 12 lbs of meat between 4 people and we finished it all and all the other food we had, so yea, in the end, i had to spend at least 30 minutes on the toilet, its such a relief when you're done though, haha |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
I'm heading to class.. I have to .
How long have you held a in? |
but some depends |
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