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Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior
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| leph555 |
AND GET A FREE PS3!!!!!!
Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they won't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1206/ps3.html
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| chach |
already did and...
inb4thereligousbashing... |
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| jupiterone |
| "If any man accept me. I shall bless them with a free PS3 under their Christmas Tree." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26) |
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| DarkAngel |
| :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| leph555 |
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| nchs09 |
| oh man i just accepted jesus and got my free play station!!!!! |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
oh man i just accepted jesus and got my free play station!!!!! |
Playstation 1? |
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| stren |
| Jesus is my homie ? am I Jew ? |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
Jesus is my homie ? am I Jew ? |
Jew! I hope they castrate you in the 2007 Jew Run and saw your horns off and put them on a mantle! |
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| Ian |
| If I accept buddah, will I get a WII ? cos I don't really want a ps3. |
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