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10am and I am already having a bad day.
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| Marc Summers |
So, I did mediocre on my history exam, which got me a little down in the dumps.
Then I went to the gas station and this russian tells me he has no gas. No gas at 10 in the ing morning? YOU!
So I get out of the gas station and I'm stopped at a light, and this tramp in front of me gives me a dirty look through her rear view mirror - Strike 1, so I start mouthing her off. She gets out of her car - strike 2, and she's like... 5'2" with C cups, pretty fine too, but she had those gay bug eye glasses on - strike 3. She took off her glasses and she had a mean lazy eye - Strike 4 I get out of my car and tell her to go a guido and keep those glasses on because I couldn't tell if she was staring at me or at the sky. She starts talking about how she's all keansburg and she'd me up, and I start laughing, and I told her to go back to the hole she squeezed out of. the light turned green and I said, "Green light tramp" she ran into her car, pulled into a parking lot and back onto the road, STARTS FOLLOWING ME, so I pulled my "60 mph in a 25 mph road" manuever, and eventually got away.
c0r version: Did OK on an exam, No gas at a gas station, Stupid keansburg tramp bitching at me = PISSED.
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| Ygrene |
| All this craziness happened and you weren't even high on E? :wtf: |
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| ASFSE |
| lol @ your encounter with the be-z, 7:30am and i'm bout to venture into the world right now...:p |
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| Omega_M |
| Ok, if you hadn't wasted time making threads yesterday, you'd have atleast done better on the History exam. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
All this craziness happened and you weren't even high on E? :wtf: |
This is the second reply you've made that is about E.
Are you on E? |
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| KilldaDJ |
| this thread made me lol so u win a cookie :D |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Are you on E? |
No.
But in the Soviet gas station, the pumps were on E.
ba-dum tish! |
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| Danny Ocean |
| you shoild've asked her out on a date. "ok, no need to get violent..how about we settle this with a nice cup of coffee" then BOOM, you bang her. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
No.
But in the Soviet gas station, the pumps were on E.
ba-dum tish! |
Someone not on E wouldn't say such wild things. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| Smoke some Newports.. |
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| Silky Johnson |
You should learn to be more accountable for how you feel.
Nobody forced you to react like a crybaby to any of those situations.
Change your attitude, change your life! |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
You should learn to be more accountable for how you feel.
Nobody forced you to react like a crybaby to any of those situations.
Change your attitude, change your life! |
Jenny's all pumped up after quitting smoke and everything. :wtf: |
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