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| DarkAngel |
Uh yeah. It's like, almost 3:30 in the morning, and I went to use the can real quick when I saw something I couldn't believe. A in' RAT, almost a foot long, in the water below. I slammed the toilet lid shut and was like WTF.
This has never happened before...
It took me a while to figure out this plan of disposal because 1. I didn't wanna break my toilet 2. I didn't want a major bloody (LITERALLY) mess on my hands.
So I went and got two of my swords: I used my broadsword to lift the lid up, and then I used my medium Samurai sword, still in its plastic sheathe, to bludgeon this in' animal.
So I opened the lid and hit it with repeated attacks. There was very little blood spilled but it tainted the water a bit. The animal, terrified, started to crawl back in and I flushed. Down the bitch went. It's gone for now, but am I glad my can's lid is always closed 'cause this was some creepy ass .
I in' hate rats. |
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| Yan |
Did you try simply flushing the toilet the first time you closed the lid?
Damn man... Rats. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
:stongue: :stongue:
thats ing great. did you use any special combos? :D |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Did you try simply flushing the toilet the first time you closed the lid?
Damn man... Rats. |
Yeah, dude. Several times, but the bitch just wouldn't go down until I assaulted it. I've killed mice before but NEVER rats. I was pretty nervous about the whole thing. This thing was a in' monster. I only hope it never comes back.
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
:stongue: :stongue:
thats ing great. did you use any special combos? :D |
7-hit Super Combo finish. |
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| Danny Ocean |
| , imagine if you go take a and you don't notice it and it crawls inside your ...... |
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| Yan |
You bastard. You might have killed Splinter. :(
Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder? |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Danny Ocean
, imagine if you go take a and you don't notice it and it crawls inside your ...... |
Precisely. A mind of a thought. Ack. It truly pays to look before you s(h)it or shoot.
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| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
You bastard. You might have killed Splinter.
Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder? |
poor, unknown hollywood execs? |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
poor, unknown hollywood execs? |
Teenage Mutant Hollywood Executive Turtles?
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Teenage Mutant Hollywood Executive Turtles?
:wtf: |
It could happen. There was an episode called "Corporate Raiders from Dimension X" once.
:wtf:
Now I can't sleep. When I attacked that thing the adrenaline started flowing...I've never tried to kill something that big before. |
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| Danny Ocean |
| he is going to have his revenge!! |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Danny Ocean
he is going to have his revenge!! |
hahaha. yeah, instead of "the crow" its "the rat" who dedicates himself to vengeance on DA's bared ass. |
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