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That time of the season again - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (pg. 2)
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Psh, yeah right. Google is my friend. :D |
psh, i had faith in u jenniepie! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
psh, i had faith in u jenniepie! |
I just love the end bit where he's like, "Hallelujah! Holy , where's the Tylenol?!!"
Ahahahahahahaha!!
P.S. ter's full! :stongue: |
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| psiico111 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
P.S. ter's full! :stongue: |
Best line in that movie, I crack up everytime I think of him standing there like a moron waving to the neighbors. |
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| heavenisblue |
YES I love this movie randomly playing on tv during the holidays. definitely a favorite.
and caddyshack was just randomly on a few nights ago, so this is a good week for random chevy chase nights :haha: |
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| kotsy |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey he is! Hallelujah! Holy , where's the Tylenol?! |
I actually memorized this part and many other parts of the movie word for word when I was a kid (I had no life, clearly). People used to alwayw ask me to do the 'super-insult' and I would yell this in their direction. This movie is an absolute cult classic. If there is one thing I have done every christmas without exception, it would be watch this movie. Last year it got up to christmas eve without a viewing and I thought it was going to be a year where I had actually missed it. But sure enough, I went to The Phoenix, and by fate, they light guy decided to put it on the big screen. This movie is in-escapable!! |
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| Playa24_7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
P.S. ter was full! :stongue: |
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| Playa24_7 |
Ellen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.
Clark: That's all part of the experience honey.
Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse."
Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
Eddie Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No s***.
[Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear.]
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you. |
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| TheVrk |
CLASSIC flick hands down!
Not many can top Clark and Eddie:tongue2 |
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| zokissima |
| Best Christmas movie ever. |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by psiico111
Best line in that movie, I crack up everytime I think of him standing there like a moron waving to the neighbors. |
Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: ter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our ters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.
:haha: :haha: :haha:
ing LOVE IT! Cant wait for tonight!! |
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| Cribby |
LOL @ Jems creating an event on facebook just for this..
Great film! I love the turkey scene! |
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