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That time of the season again - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (pg. 5)
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| Playa24_7 |
| "Merry Christmas! ter was full!" :haha: |
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| Abercrombie |
| That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it. |
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| kotsy |
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
[a squirrel is loose in the house]
Clark: Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things.
Catherine: Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.
Todd: Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo!
Margo: And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?
Todd: I don't *know*, Margo!
**I don't know how many times I've done these lines with my friend. classic.
Aunt Bethany: What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.
Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
Audrey: He worked really hard, Grandma.
Art: So do washing machines.
Clark: SQUIRREL! |
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| Gypsy |
Mary: Can I show you something?
Clark: Ah. I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing.
Mary: For your wife or your girlfriend?
Clark: What? What happened? Whoof! I guess it wouldn't be any... Whoa! It wouldn't be the christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than - hotter than they are. Whoo! It is warm in here.
Mary: Well, you have your coat on.
Clark: Oh, do I? How did that happen?
Mary: Because, it's cold out.
Clark: Yes, it's a bit nippely out. I mean nippy out. (laughs) What did I say, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air though.
Mary: Can I take something out for you?
Clark: (laughs) I was just looking at something for my wife, god rest her soul.
Mary: Oh god, I'm so sorry.
Clark: Oh no no no, she's not dead. We're just divorced. She's history. And, obviously she doesn't wear underwear. And, there are plenty of shopping days left until aduteries - adulthood - which is to say christmas, as in yule, yule log. Not a log, I don't have a log. I mean you know. If I had a log, not in the sence that you think I said I did. (laughs) Good golly. Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No !
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| dallastar |
I watched it with family this weekend - it is sooooooooo funny! LOL! I never noticed when I was younger that the beginning was an animation. It's so much fun to watch and you pick up on all the thing you might have missed at one point!:tongue3 I love the cat part the best and when he's watching the old family movies in the attic and the door is opened!
it's full of giggles!:happy2: |
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| Jem_hadar |
| The best Christmas movie EVER Dallas! |
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| preppie chick |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
The best Christmas movie EVER Dallas! |
NO!
Christmas story wins it! <3 ralhpie. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| I watched A Muppet's Christmas Carol this weekend...my 2nd fave xmas movie. |
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| kotsy |
Who's already watched Christmas Vacation this season?
I have never missed a Christmas season without watching this movie. A few years ago I hadn't watched it all season and ended up going to The Phoenix on Christmas Eve and they played it on the big screen. I was in complete shock. This movie owns me. |
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| ExtremeWays |
National Lampoon is my second favorite Christmas movie.
#1 favorite?
Die Hard! |
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| The Ear |
| quote: | Originally posted by ExtremeWays
National Lampoon is my second favorite Christmas movie.
#1 favorite?
Die Hard! |
BAHAHAHA!
so good. |
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| me@t k@tie |
| My favourite Christmas movie is definitely It's a Wonderful Life. |
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