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Test to see if you are qualified to be a professional
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| OurManFlint |
This test is all good fun, I got all questions wrong, but don't take it too seriously as a measure, it's just for laugh...
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell
you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for
each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to
do
simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, 'Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the refrigerator?'
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to J.Gadman Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of
the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Gadman Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
brains of a four-year-old. |
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| Inertia |
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| Sunsnail |
| heh, yea. pretty old :wtf: |
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| idoru |
| First I'd seen of it. And I don't know why, but I laughed hard at a couple of the responses. |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
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my slave grandgrandgrandfather told this joke to my grandgrandgrandmother
this is so old, wtf |
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| Omega_M |
| They used to tell a similar joke back in the stone age. :rolleyes: Only, giraffes were dinosaurs and elephants were mammoths. |
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| chris harrington |
| i fail :( |
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| Danny Ocean |
| i got them all right. |
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| Tholius |
| older than the fungal growth on my nutsack |
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| Echo of Silence |
All of them made me laugh. Cute.
:D |
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