|
Are you a loser? I mean... a SERIOUS, straight-up loser nobody?
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Yan |
Then this might be for you.
| quote: | Dutch Company To Bring Guests To Your Christmas Dinner With DVD
December 7, 2006 8:17 p.m. EST
Joanna Wypior - All Headline News Staff
London, England (AHN) - For those that worry they might eat their Christmas dinner alone this year, they now have reason to fear no more. Courtesy of a Dutch art company, a new DVD will allow a lonesome dinner to become one full of holiday fun and good cheer with dinner companions eating, drinking, and engaging in conversation.
The DVD will feature actors reading out different scripts in other for people to pick out which type of people they would want best.
According to Ananova, the producers, the Tilburgs CowBoys and Theater NWE Vorst, said they hoped it would ease the loneliness of single people without families at Christmas.
Producer Chris Gribling says: "The client can watch the DVD while sitting and eating in front of the television."
"The actors can offer him or her a romantic evening or even a good discussion. We have a good variety in the choice of our table companions." |
Source: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005787152
Sigh. Guess I'll be ordering one. :( |
|
|
| Omega_M |
| I'd rather smoke weed. Much better. |
|
|
| Lira |
| Hey, that's actually cute :p |
|
|
| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
I'd rather smoke weed. Much better. |
+1
that and eat a bunch of E and hope it kills me. :gsmile: |
|
|
| Nsonic |
| quote: | | The actors can offer him or her a romantic evening.. |
|
|
|
| Trancealot |
I like how the article call's the lonely person a "Client"
If your lonely just work and make a few bucks. E.G. bartender, valet, 24 hr wal-mart, prostitution and so on. |
|
|
| trancepunkk |
| if i ever needed that dvd i would quickly stab myself in the face before my loneliness reached a new low |
|
|
| ASFSE |
| something like this would make the situation worse...at least if it was me... |
|
|
| weymouth |
| Pretty much what porn is for horny single people. |
|
|
| trancepunkk |
| what if u watch porn and u have a gf anyway :stongue: |
|
|
| tubularbills |
| no VHS? damn, it willl be a lonely xmas :( |
|
|
| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
no VHS? damn, it willl be a lonely xmas :( |
We'll get it to work with your NES.
You don't like the actors?
Simply 'Zapper' 'em away. :p |
|
|
|
|
