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| aNYthing |
Thanks DJ RJT for lining the road for us, n00bwh0rez. I think everyone should just vote for me. Here's why:
1. I am totally obscure and completely new and "up and coming" wh0re tallent. it doesn't get more "underground" than me.
2. If you don't think I'm obscure enough, still vote for me - I want to be the "Steve Hamster" or "DJ MikeyMike" of this voting poll.
3. I am probably one of the very few folks in here who does not care if I win or not, so, by winning - you won't see me brag and nausiate you with my "c0r wh0re title" and lame stories of how I got to be as cool as I would be (once you vote for me).
4. It's an American thing to do! By voting for me you're guaranteeing spread of freedom and american brand of democracy as I see fit to unleash it on the rest of the world.
5. It's time for new blood, new change, new winds to blow away the dusty bones of old and content c0re wh0res. By voting for me you're saying "we're ready for new level of wh0reness in the c0r".
6. If you don't vote for me, the terrorists win. If you're a terrorist, by voting for me, you're assuring that they lose! If you just don't care - nothing says "I DON'T CARE" more than voting for me.
7. I promise to get rid of hunger and poverty (at least among my pet hamsters) - they will all get a nice helping of hamster food and enough money to afford a nice living in my re-designed, "hampton meets martha's vineyards meets beverly hills" chiq and upscale hamster villas.
8. Voting for me assures that no illegal beaner claims this much coveted position.
9. It's a Christian thing to do. It's also a Jewish, Muslim, Buddism, agnostic, atheist, marxist, capitalist, socialist, whogivesaulist thing to do.
10. I promise no new taxes on wh0re activity in the c0r.
Screw Pedro, vote for me!
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by XoxidE
who r u again? |
Exactly! Vote for me! :tongue3 |
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| XoxidE |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
nah. |
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| Demoted |
| What if we just plain ol' don't like you? If I don't know someone well enough I don't like them. Guilty until proven innocent kinda thing. |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
What if we just plain ol' don't like you? If I don't know someone well enough I don't like them. Guilty until proven innocent kinda thing. |
Even more reasons to vote for me. Nothing says "I don't like you/trust you/don't know you" like a vote for me. You now have no excuse. Vote for me. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
Even more reasons to vote for me. Nothing says "I don't like you/trust you/don't know you" like a vote for me. You now have no excuse. Vote for me. |
I don't like you enough to vote for you. |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
nah. |
Dirty compaign tactics will get you no vote. Resistance is futile. Vote for me. |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
I don't like you enough to vote for you. |
It's not about liking or disliking - it's not a popularity contest! The future of c0r rests on your vote. Do the right thing. I'm a uniter, not a divider! Vote for me. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
It's not about liking or disliking - it's not a popularity contest! The future of c0r rests on your vote. Do the right thing. I'm a uniter, not a divider! Vote for me. |
nah. |
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| idoru |
Would you do anything to get my vote?
/super-massively-lame pun |
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