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| Boomer187 |
| universities are overrated and they only hire crappy people to teach there. !!! |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
It's simple really.
1. Eat 2 doses of the best LSD you can find.
2. Drink 24 beers.
Simple Chemistrymatics ;)
For reference, please use a time machine to see "RJT and Roommate, NYE 2000-01."
I can provide time coordinates and a flux capacitor. |
are you implying that you'd teach Psychopharmacology?
if so, i need a syllabus. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
sex education for sure |
can we share? |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
are you implying that you'd teach Psychopharmacology?
if so, i need a syllabus. |
Philosophipsychopharmacologichemistratics with an emphasis on Ethical Use.
Check email for syllabus on the first day of class :) |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
i would teach Salami Dynamics |
You would. Fag. |
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| Frenchie |
| [this is to remind me to post later when I think of something.] |
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| Omega_M |
An advanced course in int4aw3b mathematics.
Special request: Intermediate Dynamics and Controls Theory. :o |
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| Marc Summers |
HAHA, great thread!
who would teach what?
Sunsnail - horticulture
Orbax - 'Fitness and Recreation', and 'Health Science'
Googooly - English
Lucid - Graphics, drafting and design
Wicked Neo - Automotive
Ygrene - c0r university varsity basketball coach
Wiener - Nursing
what classes would you enroll in?
h4x 101
NSFW 151 Honors
:wtf: 145
POLI 109
what would your major be?
NSFW
who would land on academic probation because they sent kiddie porn to their professor?
Enferno :p |
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| Ygrene |
Moral Hazard, Professor Of Chemistry
Boomhax, Professor Of Animal Behavior (specializing in the effects of kicks on goats)
Orbax, Professor Of Fermentation (specializing in starch based materials)
Googooly, Professor Of Linguistics
Sunsnail, Professor Of Horticulture
My course list would look something like this:
Photch0p 101 (taught by Lucid)
Creative Writing 101 (taught by Xeno)
Thinking just to think 101 (taught by Psy-T) |
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| Cloudburst |
| If you could convince me to leave the Ninja Academy at North Pole I might offer my services as a ninja professor. Best thing about the course: no one survives. |
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| Omega_M |
| I bets this is gona turn into the books thread all over again. :o |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
Hah...good thread.
I would be the green, young professor...Public speaking, lets say.
I would probably get lots of play from my hot college students...in exchange for A's. Threesomes = A+s ;) :p |
you'd get fired on sight and stuck in the detox room for drinking on the job! :stongue:
I'd teach project management, PR skills, logistics, motion graphics and most importantly the Joy of thinking :p |
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