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| Omega_M |
There has been a deluge of applications for the position of sex teacher.
All applicants are now requested to send in their n00zs along with the resume.
The applicant who makes the committee members fap the most, will be awarded the position based on merit.
In case of a tie, applicants will be invited on campus and asked to give private lap dances. :p
Note : All committee members are (straight) males. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Slylee: Social studies
Moral Hazard: Councilling techniques 1.1
Arbiter: Philosophy
Tribu: Botanist
Orbax: Physical Education
JDat: School Principle
Mason: University CEO
Frenchie: French Class
Ivand: Concrete Appreciation
Bidor: Carer at an Old Folks Home
Xeno: The guy that supplies frogs to science class
Idoru: Professor of dribbling doodles
Nou: Suspended student
Wizniz: Professor of Feline anatomy
Googooly: Writing in Plain English
Jennypie: Bowel movement module 3
Theresa: Will cut off yo mother****** head bitch
Paris: got boobs
I anint doing anymore :o |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
The applicant who makes the committee members fap the most, will be awarded the position based on merit. |
Uhh, wait... Unless I'm looking at it wrong, wouldn't the person be fapping the most because they can't get it up or are unable to get off due to lack of sexy? |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| Omega_M would teach calculus for sure.. this guy kills it |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Thinking just to think 303 (taught by Psy-T) |
p.s. fixed :D |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
sex education for sure |
I wanna teach that!
I would teach art class *~* |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
I love how this is a trance forum and nobody is teaching music.
Not sure what I would teach. Maybe history or something. |
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| Allied Nations |
| Moderating 101 :p |
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| lücid |
| MOD 201; Advanced Moderation Techniques (prerequisite: MOD 101) |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
who would teach what?
what classes would you enroll in?
what would your major be?
who would land on academic probation because they sent kiddie porn to their professor? |
SEC101 - INTRODUCTION TO SECURITIES ANALYSIS 101
You have to have a simple understanding of finances to begin, and it would take only a few classes. So, who wants to learn how to trade on the stock market???
SIGN UP NOW!! |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
I love how this is a trance forum and nobody is teaching music. |
people should study music (and other aristically inclined subjects) by themselves. |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
MOD 201; Advanced Moderation Techniques (prerequisite: MOD 101) |
:tongue2 |
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