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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by paranoik0
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BADASS! :eyes: |
Yeah, I'm that good. ;) |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by epdarks
I went home for lunch today and took the most rancid earth moving in the history of human existance, in the process I think I ripped my anus from my body and ruptured other parts of my ass. It literally felt like I had fiery LAVA!!!! So I triple flush and walk pass my bitch who was on the couch and told her about the epic and explained that I will not be able to sit for a little while so I am going to lay face down on the bed to let my cool off. So Im laying on my stomach on the bed and a minute later she walks in with an ice cube in her hand and sits on the bed next to me. Im like WTF is the ice cube for??? She just says "sit back and relax", then she spreads my cheeks apart and begins to gently rub the ice cube on my while blowing cool air onto it with her mouth.....it showed me exactly how lucky I am. Has anyone else experienced this kind of unconditional love? |
Wow... if this is true, you best be keeping that woman because that is some serious love, or just plain bat insanity right there. |
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| TazZ-erT |
| i got 33% off the contract |
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| Fast Turtle |
| I think the problem with CoQ10 is that if exposed to a hypoxic environment (possibility), it has the chance of turning into a serious free-radical making machine |
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| medinaM5 |
| Two Lone Swordsmen |
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| Gordy |
| quote: | Originally posted by epdarks
I went home for lunch today and took the most rancid earth moving in the history of human existance, in the process I think I ripped my anus from my body and ruptured other parts of my ass. It literally felt like I had fiery LAVA!!!! So I triple flush and walk pass my bitch who was on the couch and told her about the epic and explained that I will not be able to sit for a little while so I am going to lay face down on the bed to let my cool off. So Im laying on my stomach on the bed and a minute later she walks in with an ice cube in her hand and sits on the bed next to me. Im like WTF is the ice cube for??? She just says "sit back and relax", then she spreads my cheeks apart and begins to gently rub the ice cube on my while blowing cool air onto it with her mouth.....it showed me exactly how lucky I am. Has anyone else experienced this kind of unconditional love? |
possibly the best one yet |
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| dj_bas |
Did you actually on her?
:wtf: this is a computer at work... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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