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NOW THAT's LIFE!
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| trancearmada |
Got this in an email from a friend, thought I would share it!
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?!? ??
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of
the way.
Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too
healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch, a luxury car, a big house on the hills, all on your first day.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement
which starts in college. You drink alcohol, you party hard, and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last
9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on
tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! .."
--------------------------NOW THATS LIFE------------------------------:D |
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| Rustang! |
lmao!
that's the funniest thing i've seen all week!
thanx bro, u just made my day. |
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| OrZonE |
| Home a little early aren't we :D;). That's funny as hell though "...then you finish off as an orgasm" lmao!:stongue: |
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| trancearmada |
| np, that's why u don't see me post too often in this part of the forum, cause I don't post like some other ppl! :stongue: |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
hahaha! LMAO.
on the other hand, just imagine how it would feel getting stupider all the time... |
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| trancearmada |
| quote: | Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
hahaha! LMAO.
on the other hand, just imagine how it would feel getting stupider all the time... |
yeah but the more stupid you get the less responsibilities you have, cause you become a kid again:stongue: |
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| Fir3start3r |
| I believe that's a George Carlin quote...:) |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancearmada
yeah but the more stupid you get the less responsibilities you have, cause you become a kid again:stongue: |
on the other hand you are loosing interest in older women...
and here's a bonus: you know exactly when you're gonna die!;) er, i mean you know when you will be born... wait, i lost myself...
let me rephrase that--> you know exactly when you will leave this world! there we go!
p.s. and here's another bonus: you can flunk EVERY SINGLE subject in school! wait, if you're living backwards, then why the hell do you need to go to school at all??? PAAAARTAAAAY!!! |
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| Nightmonger |
| lmao! Funny! :stongue: |
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| Dj_ExOn |
| Lol! I wouldn't mind that at all;) :D |
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| Jpx |
yo RUSTANG! i had to tell you: I LOVE YOUR PACK OF CIGARETTES!!!
MAN THATS A NICE BUTT!!!!:D |
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