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Hugh Hefner to Kelly Osbourne: "You'll never be good enough for me, troll!"
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| RJT |
This was posted on another forum I read, and it didn't have a source - so it could be total bull, but I don't care. I laughed.
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Hugh Hefner has turned down the chance to have former reality TV star Kelly Osbourne appear in his men's magazine Playboy. The star, 22, expressed her desire to appear in the glamorous publication last year, but Hefner insists she is not naturally beautiful enough.
The 80-year-old says, "I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent."
The rock heiress was prepared to bare absolutely everything for a centerfold in the men's publication - but would insist editors touch her up to make her look better.
She says, "I'd go fully nude, but I'd have to have some airbrushing on my ." |
lol. |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
This was posted on another forum I read, and it didn't have a source - so it could be total bull, but I don't care. I laughed.
lol. |
:stongue: Good work from the Heff.
I hate the Osbournes especially them two fat spastic kids of theirs. |
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| Slylee |
airbrushing on her ?
lol
how about for the paperbag issue? lol no wait, the human sized sack and paperbag issue...yea, she'd be great for that. |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
airbrushing on her ?
lol
how about for the paperbag issue? lol no wait, the human sized sack and paperbag issue...yea, she'd be great for that. |
Don't forget to gag her, or otherwise prevent her from talking. |
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| Ian |
| she's bad. very bad. Even guys on my level of uglyness wouldn't hit it. |
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| iammesol |
| I can't imagine anyone WANTING to see her naked... |
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| SuspicionVandit |
she's not that fat
ever been in love with a cow? highlight of my life |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Don't forget to gag her, or otherwise prevent her from talking. |
lol of course! what was i thinking.
not only is she fat, but the shape of her figure is revolting. i mean, there's fat chicks who have fat in the right places...and granted, they could lose a few lbs, but you can look at them and think that if they were skinny, they'd be hot. kelly doesn't even have that going for her.
she makes me cringe. i bet she has nipples the size of footballs. |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
she makes me cringe. i bet she has nipples the size of footballs. |
and full of stretch marks from toe to neck |
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