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Boner Etiquette
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| smallSHEEP |
Now here's a subject I've never been to sure about, and as such has always confused the hell out of me when it comes to certain situations. Basically, when is it appropriate to have a boner.
For example, is it OK to rub your boner up against a girl your pulling in a nightclub, I wouldn't do this but know people that do. If your making out on a couch with a date should you hide the boner or make it obvious. Also, being a man you do get morning glory, so is it best to be discrete and control the thing or just throw caution to the wind and walk around with a tent for 10 minutes in front of your girlfriend?
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Are there rules for this kind of stuff!? |
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| Sunsnail |
| Depends on how cool you are. |
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| Ygrene |
| You're putting the boner on a pedestal, man. |
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| Gordy |
| lol i dont give a when i wake up, im not waiting for it to go down, i just walk around. she doesnt seem to care. |
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| grooviebeats |
morning wood.. walk around and be proud
making out .. hide it until you and the chick get it on a few times then screw it
in the club..i dont think i have ever got one in the club (edit titty club yes sir.. just let it ride..let it ride) |
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| biznology |
| when is it okay *not* to have a boner, man| |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by biznology
when is it okay *not* to have a boner, man| |
church comes to mind |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by grooviebeats
morning wood.. walk around and be proud
making out .. hide it until you and the chick get it on a few times then screw it
in the club..i dont think i have ever got one in the club (edit titty club yes sir.. just let it ride..let it ride) |
agreed on everything there
any girl who knows anything will understand why its there, and what needs to be done if she doesn't like it sticking out there all morning |
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| Sunsnail |
| Burying a corpse... Watching animals ... Changing a baby's diaper etc. |
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| CrazedOut |
, I still live with parents, so morning wood is NOT cool. Usually I always have a robe near by though anyway since it's ing cold here.
Either way, if you with a girl though, it, let her know how you feel ;) |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by biznology
when is it okay *not* to have a boner, man| |
thought of more
Presidential debate
Presentation for work
Talent Show
Yoga class..hell at the gym period no one wants to see that
lamas class (it is how you got the chick there in the first place) |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
You're putting the boner on a pedestal, man. |
that's the second time someone has told me that! |
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