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Cell Phone Speakerphones (pg. 3)
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| SuspicionVandit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
shut up. she will be beautiful. |
midget happens |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
midget happens |
this is off topic, have you ever or trusted your speaker phone during very private moments?! :mad: |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
midget happens |
I am short...but...hush!
and thanks megz....I hope to be one day. son or daughter...I will be great!
The Dr said though, it is 80% proven that I will have a girl. My great grandma had 3 girl( they all had girls)..My grandma had 3 girls, my aunt had a girl, my mom had a girl... soo.....hmmm! lol |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
this is off topic, have you ever or trusted your speaker phone during very private moments?! :mad: |
i've actually done both, while doing a handstand in the shower |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
shut up. she will be beautiful. |
All babies and expecting / recent mothers are beautiful. That is the social consensus and not to be doubted. :p |
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| Frenchie |
| I hate people who are on speaker on the bus, WTf yo.... |
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| Ygrene |
I do this all the time. My conference calls are always at 8am which is just bare moments after I wake up. So naturally, within minutes I have to expel some kind of waste product.
I, however, am not very trusting. I use both the mute provided by the conference call service and the mute provided by the phone. In addition, I always give the fake cover-up cough when I flush, regardless. :wtf: |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I do this all the time. My conference calls are always at 8am which is just bare moments after I wake up. So naturally, within minutes I have to expel some kind of waste product.
I, however, am not very trusting. I use both the mute provided by the conference call service and the mute provided by the phone. In addition, I always give the fake cover-up cough when I flush, regardless. :wtf: |
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It's scary how bad I can relate to this post. :nervous: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ed G
I'm allergic to cats but my girlfriend had a bunch so I blow my nose a lot. Sometimes when I would sit down to p00p I would blow my nose first and since it might only be a tiny drip of clear liquid I might use it to wipe after my po0ping. But then one time I was very high and I got the order wrong so I've quit doing that all together.
Kinda high right now actually. |
rofl
ting while talking on the phone is what being American is all about.
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
rofl
ting while talking on the phone is what being American is all about.
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It's called multitasking - being efficient. :haha: |
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| D-res |
| if i while talking on the phone you'll know it. I dont bother muting so you'll always here the typical "bathroom echo" whenever I talk and if you listen closely you'll hear kerplunks in the background |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
I tell ya, im sick of talking to people while they are on the toilet. Everyone is on the toilet these days! My friends and even my work colleagues it seems are always on the dunny when they talk to me!
"Hi Kate, how is that express transition report going?"
"Ermmf good good. I I should should have have it it done done by by the the end end of of the the day day!"
"Are you on the toilet Kate?"
"haha haha Ermmf yes yes *cough-swarphs-swash-K-chug-fsssssh*"
I can always tell when they are on the dunny. Their voice has a bit of reverb or echos and they cough, but the cough sounds like it is inside a hurricane, it sounds like: *cough-swarphs-swash-K-chug-fsssssh*! I mean like what the sort of a cough is that? Do you people not know that we can hear the poop hitting the water with a splosh? Do you not realise that your farts echo in the toilet bowl?
I swear I want revenge!! From this day forth whenever I have a conference call I will have it in the toilet. Conference calls and pooping will from now on be joined at the anus! |
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