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Cell Phone Speakerphones (pg. 4)
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| dj_alfi |
i heard of one chick that got pregnant, and she didnt like gingers, so she prayed to god every night "oh please don't let my kid get red hair and freckles, please pretty pwease".
and when she gave birth to the baby, sure thing, no red hair. Nor arms or legs. |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Everyone is on the toilet these days! |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
i heard of one chick that got pregnant, and she didnt like gingers, so she prayed to god every night "oh please don't let my kid get red hair and freckles, please pretty pwease".
and when she gave birth to the baby, sure thing, no red hair. Nor arms or legs. |
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| Inertia |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
this is off topic, have you ever or trusted your speaker phone during very private moments?! :mad: |
well, i have been on the phone with very harsh needs to at times. luckily, in the past few years i have developed a speed-ting ability, in which i can say something like "ok, gimme a sec, my dog needs to go out" and dash for the bathroom, unload, and come back, and i wasn't gone for an awkwardly long amount of time that would make my listener on the other line suspect.
i'm so good i've been able to leave a record playing, go , and come back in time to mix the next track, albeit a bit forced and pitch bended in, but successfully. :p |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
well, i have been on the phone with very harsh needs to at times. luckily, in the past few years i have developed a speed-ting ability, in which i can say something like "ok, gimme a sec, my dog needs to go out" and dash for the bathroom, unload, and come back, and i wasn't gone for an awkwardly long amount of time that would make my listener on the other line suspect.
i'm so good i've been able to leave a record playing, go , and come back in time to mix the next track, albeit a bit forced and pitch bended in, but successfully. :p |
Your anus must be huge! |
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| Inertia |
powerful is the word you are looking for.
if someone fed me gunpowder, well... watch out for me after mexican food. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Recycling poo into food is the way of the future! Soon we will be proudly pooping our pants. |
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| monishb |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Recycling poo into food is the way of the future! Soon we will be proudly pooping our pants. |
frontier technology:eyes: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
I was on an important conference call the other day and had to poop really, really bad. So i walked in and put it on mute and totally trusted it. I mean, that's ing trust right there.
It was also kind of an adrenaline rush, will someone ask me a question during a really frantic pooh session? Will I need to chime in to save myself work while I'm expelling my innards with crazy ass pressure?
When I was done I just flexed in the mirror riding the adrenaline rush until the conf call was over.
Similar experiences anyone? |
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thanks, i really needed that laugh this morning! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
rofl
ting while talking on the phone is what being American is all about.
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I always look forward to your bathroom messages. We may have had some the most profound conversations at those times. :gsmile: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I always look forward to your bathroom messages. We may have had some the most profound conversations at those times. :gsmile: |
Oh yeah  |
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| Slylee |
i see i'm not the only one you talk to while excreting your bodily waste.
whatever |
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