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http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,...3360816,00.html
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Iran: Giant achievements coming soon
Ahmadinejad: On February 11, Islamic Republic's nuclear rights 'will be established'
Yaakov Lappin
Published: 02.04.07, 17:13
"Giant achievements" by Iran will be unveiled by its president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in the coming days, the Iranian Fars news agency reported on Saturday.
The Iranian news agency said an upcoming dramatic announcement on Iran's nuclear "rights" would be made on February 11. The report was accompanied by a series of announcements heralding alleged Iranian technological and medical breakthroughs, including an "AIDS cure."
Ahmadinejad's "administration is going to publicize the country's remarkable progresses and achievements within the coming days," the Fars news agency said.
"The Iranian president also reiterated that February 11 is the day when the Iranian nation's inalienable right to access and use nuclear technology will be established," the agency added.
"The Iranian nation will celebrate stabilization and establishment of its nuclear rights during the Ten-Day Dawn, (sic)" Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying. The "ten-day dawn" in early February marks the date of the Islamic revolution in Iran in 1979.
"When a nation decides to stand on its own feet to climb up the peaks, God helps it and that nation will embrace victory," Ahmadinejad said.
The Iranian government's boasts of "great achievements" included an announcement on Saturday that Iranian scientists have "introduced an AIDS cure".
"After seven long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a herbal medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS)," Fars reported.
"The drug named 'IMOD' is completely effective and safe with no proven side effects," Iran's Minister of Health Kamran Bagheri Lankarani claimed during a ceremony.
"The world should know today that the capable Iranian nation, relying on its own youths and scientists, has now conquered the peaks of knowledge and science," Ahmadinejad declared during his speech. |
Even if it's a lie. That's a pretty humongous lie. |
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| Aristronica |
| Iran has AIDS :wtf: |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Even if it's a lie. That's a pretty humongous lie. |
wow |
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| tranceDJ |
| Even if they had the cure, do you think they would just give it out for free? I'm sure there would be a pretty large price tag on it. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
wow |
owo? |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
Even if they had the cure, do you think they would just give it out for free? I'm sure there would be a pretty large price tag on it. |
not to mention the fact that they've got all their high-end resources tied up in other things, like, oh, blowing us off the face of the planet. |
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| Allied Nations |
IM SAVEEEEEED!
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
not to mention the fact that they've got all their high-end resources tied up in other things, like, oh, blowing us off the face of the planet. |
I'm sure they'll be like "Heres the cure America, but we're sending it to you attached to a nuclear warhead." |
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| Marc Summers |
| Do you realize how big this would be? A cure for aids? Holy jeez, that would be amazing. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Do you realize how big this would be? A cure for aids? Holy jeez, that would be amazing. |
Nono, they are all soulless excuses for human beings that want us all to die horrible deaths because their religion is different than our own, therefore it will never actually come to fruition.
/sentiment of thread? |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Do you realize how big this would be? A cure for aids? Holy jeez, that would be amazing. |
yeah...that's why we've been spendig hundreds of millions (probably billions, but I don't ave the figures) of dollars to find one for years...unlike Iran. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
yeah...that's why we've been spendig hundreds of millions (probably billions, but I don't ave the figures) of dollars to find one for years...unlike Iran. |
don't think so |
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