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Anna Nicole Smith DEAD. (pg. 18)
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
ding dong the b*tch is dead
ok now that we can all agree on the fact the she's lifeless we can now recollect on her lifes great achivements
I really don't know much about the hudsucker so I'll throw a couple suggestions out there:
Playmate of the year 1993
Marrying a living corpse (89!) and getting tons of cash at his death from him because of their loving oversexed viagra exclusive based relationship ( she did have to fight in court for the cash so props for that )
Having a couple children from various men ( father identities never really 100% sure )
Her film and tv career
Her death generating a huge amount of income to whomever filmed it
I would go with "Her death generating a huge amount of income to whomever filmed it"
I find great irony that her death was an expensive item as much as was the death of her living corpse husbands. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
LOL |
:(
I want more than an lol DA!
Come on tell me your opinion on her wonderful life and the traces ( semen stains aside ) she left on the planet earth and it's inhabitants |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
:(
I want more than an lol DA!
Come on tell me your opinion on her wonderful life and the traces ( semen stains aside ) she left on the planet earth and it's inhabitants |
Uh......
Hmmmmmm.........
Give me a few minutes. :stongue: |
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| DarkAngel |
Anna Nicole Smith....a eulogy by DarkAngel
I didn't know the girl personally....I knew of her through Playboy magazine under her original name, Vickie Smith. She had huge boobs and an equally huge ass and was pretty cute. I saw her in that issue (forgot what year, but I have it laying around somewhere) and thought that would be her only pictorial, and life went on.
Several months later, Playmate of the Year time came. And there she was on the cover, in black and white.
When I read inside, she had changed her name to the name we all got to know her by, Anna Nicole Smith. The rubenesque Texan girl had hit the big time.
After this, came the B action movies mainly consisting of cheesy acting and action as well as softcore porn to fap to when you have no hardcore to use, then the E! TV show, the Anna Nicole show. Her life...complex, erratic, tragic...when I heard about her death I was like :wtf:
That's all I got.
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| A1C |
She was a self serving, manipulative whore. I love how people are so sad and obsessed... The woman was a total wreck of humanity and lived her life taking from everyone that extended their hand to her. My only hope is that she truly suffered in her last moments just so that pain was the last thing she felt before giving the world the greatest gift she ever could... shutting the hell up.
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| aloep |
| quote: | Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
anyone ever see the B movie Skyscraper starring A.N.S.? what an awful movie. |
I have seen it. I think it's ing hilarious. She is/was the worst "actress" on earth. To say her line delivery is bad is like saying the Pacific Ocean is slightly moist. "Excuse me for still believing in walks in the park and little babies". And she's supposed to be a HELICOPTER pilot. It's gold for a laugh.
Anyway, I can't say that her death bothers me in the least. But I am fairly curious about the outcome as the turn of events surrounding her in the last year has been a little bizarre to say the least.
June 2006: The son of her 90 year old husband (who fought her for his fortune) suddenly dies.
September 2006: Her son dies of an overdose of prescription drugs, then she gets married a few weeks later and holds a party in a pink bikini!
February 2007: She dies. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by A1C
She was a self serving, manipulative whore. I love how people are so sad and obsessed... The woman was a total wreck of humanity and lived her life taking from everyone that extended their hand to her. My only hope is that she truly suffered in her last moments just so that pain was the last thing she felt before giving the world the greatest gift she ever could... shutting the hell up.
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Someone needs to post this in TOTA to shut all the stupid bitching women who's feelings are hurt in there up.
Please tell me why women are so goddamn stupid?? UGH. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
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Someone needs to post this in TOTA to shut all the stupid bitching women who's feelings are hurt in there up.
Please tell me why women are so goddamn stupid?? UGH. |
yeah in' women and you're certainly not raising the bar! :rolleyes:
oh wait you're a shemale :toothless |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
yeah in' women and you're certainly not raising the bar! :rolleyes:
oh wait you're a shemale :toothless |
Wrong. I'm a robot!
Really though....there I was trying to pose a somewhat philosophical question in that thread, and the girl can't even answer me. In fact, she totally avoided my question and answered with some bullcrap emotion filled compassionate woman crap. LOL.
Do women not realize they can be soft and sweet and caring and STILL have a brain??? Good lord. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Wrong. I'm a robot!
Really though....there I was trying to pose a somewhat philosophical question in that thread, and the girl can't even answer me. In fact, she totally avoided my question and answered with some bullcrap emotion filled compassionate woman crap. LOL.
Do women not realize they can be soft and sweet and caring and STILL have a brain??? Good lord. |
Women want to be treated as equals only where it is at their advantage!
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| Marc Summers |
| I try :conf: |
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| Frenchie |
| Jenny, you causing ruckus turns me on. |
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