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Your V-Day Plans. (pg. 11)
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| starboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
+ ing 9,999
hope you liked the new Rank 1 set bro! |
Hell yeah! |
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| all-nite-freak |
send her and dad to a movie on you=gain points
while dad is gone give mom analingus and profit.
jack bauer would do it. |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
its not an issue of money. more of strict parents. believe me id gladly take her to mcdonalds and give her analingus in the kids zone :( |
strict parents?! how old are you both, 15?
and i'm afraid analingus is not true analingus unless done in the area where people usually do the analignus. the word you're looking for is kidszonalingus. |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
send her and dad to a movie on you=gain points
while dad is gone give mom analingus and profit.
jack bauer would do it. |
even jack bauer's not that suicidal.
and we're both 17 |
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| paranoik0 |
that ass-plains it.
but still, stop being a fag and rescue her from the bedroom window, ninja-style.
don't forget your bulletproof vest. |
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| RapidFire |
| lo ok buddy talk to me when you hook up with a serbian chick |
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| Frenchie |
| When I come home after my eventful day I am going to have a 3some with Ben & Jerry! |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
When I come home after my eventful day I am going to have a 3some with Ben & Jerry! |
:wtf: you didn't tell me about them :whip:
are they your old roommates? :conf: |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Edit: Oh , you mean Valentines Day. Don't mind me, I'm a bit slow today :stongue: |
lol |
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| lücid |
when RJT and i started dating i told him that i'm not into fancy jewelry or flowers or typical Hallmark-holiday type stuff... but last year i drove up to his place (kind of a big deal since we live 150 miles apart) to watch 24 on the Monday night before V-day. this year we decided to do the same thing since we won't be able to see each other on Wednesday and there was a 2-hour 24 on last night, so we watched that over at a friends house, then RJT bought me pizza and took me home and surprised me with an awesome glass pendant necklace that his friend made.
totally unexpected and it made me melt. :D |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
when RJT and i started dating i told him that i'm not into fancy jewelry or flowers or typical Hallmark-holiday type stuff... but last year i drove up to his place (kind of a big deal since we live 150 miles apart) to watch 24 on the Monday night before V-day. this year we decided to do the same thing since we won't be able to see each other on Wednesday and there was a 2-hour 24 on last night, so we watched that over at a friends house, then RJT bought me pizza and took me home and surprised me with an awesome glass pendant necklace that his friend made.
totally unexpected and it made me melt. :D |
But what about the sex? |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
But what about the sex? |
i did him in the butt with a purple glittery strap-on.
:disbelief |
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