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Sexual experiment... (pg. 2)
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| Jase83 |
| I can never seem to find any willing taste testers... :toothless |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Woj107
no silly, I just tried to figured out your situation at the time...and then concluded by saying you were just horny as many girls get :) thehehehe |
no i wasn't talking about you in particular. i was just using that as a general example of what will go through my mind when i'm quoting or being nice to someone whom i think was a prick to me at some point. lol |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by PvDoBseSSioN
inb4aristronica |
i'm keeping out of this...
ohh fine.
Acidosis vs. Alkalosis
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Acid vs. Base (Acid Bass Beats nigga... jk)
anyway, stuff you eat will vary your , very slightly mind you, but enough for a taste difference. More acidity - caused by meats/cranberries to name a few things - will make it taste bad, more alkaline will make it taste a little sweeter, however is very bad because bacteria just breed in this ... so Slylee I'd suggest you quit your little experiment and start eating right with a variety of pH balanced foods because you're begging for a UTI right now.
edit: not exactly correct but pretty close to the truth. i forget the complete dynamics of this. |
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| Dervish |
| Heard it works for guys, as in to make it taste better. Dunno it'll work on girls (what you eat) to be honest I'd just say lots of water. |
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| m o 0 g |
| have a blind taste test:p |
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| quote: | Originally posted by m o 0 g
have a blind taste test:p |
i lol'ed hard :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
i'm keeping out of this...
ohh fine.
Acidosis vs. Alkalosis
aka
Acid vs. Base (Acid Bass Beats nigga... jk)
anyway, stuff you eat will vary your , very slightly mind you, but enough for a taste difference. More acidity - caused by meats/cranberries to name a few things - will make it taste bad, more alkaline will make it taste a little sweeter, however is very bad because bacteria just breed in this ... so Slylee I'd suggest you quit your little experiment and start eating right with a variety of pH balanced foods because you're begging for a UTI right now.
edit: not exactly correct but pretty close to the truth. i forget the complete dynamics of this. |
huh????
ok so eating a yogurt smoothie and pineapple juice every morning on top of just overall eating healthy for a week (veggies, sandwiches, etc...) won't make me taste better u think? |
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
huh????
ok so eating a yogurt smoothie and pineapple juice every morning on top of just overall eating healthy for a week (veggies, sandwiches, etc...) won't make me taste better u think? |
lol x100000 |
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| Theresa |
This is a wonderful way of getting yourself an ulcer.
When you eat too many highly acidic things, the high content of acid burns through your stomach. Not to mention, your stomach releases its own acid to try and digest what you have eaten.. you get a mix of two very acidic liquids in your stomach, which can cause heart burn/acid reflux, or ulcers.
I had a stomach ulcer back in Novemeber 2005. Seriously, one of the most painful, discomforting things ever! Even eating strawberries was out of the question :(
Also, as arist pointed out, eating too much of one thing throws your bodies levels off on a curve, which is never good for anything. Sure, it might make you taste a little better to him, but what's the point when you feel like and don't want him to come near you?
Just go to the local sex store, and pick up some things called "good head". They come in a lot of different tastes, and you can buy small ones for 50 cents (so you can try them all :)).
You can also get flavoured condoms... which rub off on the other person (although there is still a faint taste of latex).
Something I like to do:
go to the washroom before you know you're gonna get all sexy, and wash up, then rub on some of the good head stuff. Just put your panties back on like nothing is different... and go back to where you were with your boy. It is such a delightful surprise when he gets down there and discovers you taste like bananas or whatever... his reaction will make you happy, I guarantee it :) |
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| Slylee |
you guys, i'm not on a strict pineapple diet. lol i'm just starting to eat it period because it's not something i normally eat, that's all.
i just wanted to add a little pineapple to my daily diet for a week to see if i taste better. i dont think i'm going to get an ulcer or a UTI from this.
i also had an ulcer in high school from H-pylori infection in my stomach. i had it for over a year, and it went untreated because it was a fairly new virus and no one knew that much about it. it was the most excrutiating pain i've ever experienced in my life, when i would have one of my episodes. i would be in the fetal position vomitting non-stop for 24-48 hours:( had to go to the ER a lot. finally, one of my dad's buddies who was a flight sergeon in the Navy evaluated me and nailed it right away. he had just done a study about the virus and i had every symptom.
i treated the ulcer and it went away, but to this day, i have a sensitive stomach and i need to be careful with certain foods. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Something I like to do:
go to the washroom before you know you're gonna get all sexy, and wash up, then rub on some of the good head stuff. Just put your panties back on like nothing is different... and go back to where you were with your boy. It is such a delightful surprise when he gets down there and discovers you taste like bananas or whatever... his reaction will make you happy, I guarantee it :) |
yea i like to do stuff like that too, and i'm pretty anal about washing down there. ESPECIALLY if i know i'm going to get some oral:crazy:
maybe i'll just bust out some lingerie and cool whip. |
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