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Sexual experiment... (pg. 5)
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
that's why i'm trying to keep out of this thread. i'm not saying it's FOR SURE going to happen. but i've heard of things like these going down. just eat well jamie, i'd hate for you to come down with anything.
i'm not a doctor and i don't know the whole risk factor % thing of it but i'm just saying bad things happen when you experiment with your body's toxicity/pH levels. |
As Im sure people here know that normal body pH is 7.4, by going alittle over or alittle under (by even as much as .5) you electrical impulses can (and will if you make it to raising by 1) stop. Thus, you will drop dead is fairly short order. |
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| Frenchie |
| This thread made em realize I love pineapple. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
As Im sure people here know that normal body pH is 7.4, by going alittle over or alittle under (by even as much as .5) you electrical impulses can (and will if you make it to raising by 1) stop. Thus, you will drop dead is fairly short order. |
it fluctuates between 7.35 and 7.4... |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
it fluctuates between 7.35 and 7.4... |
Im keeping it at the ideal cause thats how people learn it in school. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Im keeping it at the ideal cause thats how people learn it in school. |
cocaine s with my kidneys... i think. |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
cocaine s with my kidneys... i think. |
I think you should worry more about the fact that it numbs your brain. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
I think you should worry more about the fact that it numbs your brain. |
yeah but i like THAT feeling. |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
yeah but i like THAT feeling. |
dont we all. lol |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Eat 7 TO 8 pineapples in a day, then that night pee in a cup & give it to your FB & say it is pineapple juice. Judge his reaction to see if he can tell whether it is urine or not. Hopefully the Ph levels don't burn his face away. If it does melt his face then you have no need for that can of mace anymore. Think of the possibilities... You could be walking down the street & then suddenly someone pulls a gun on you and demands you to pass over some cash! Well, to the robbers surprise you pull down your panites. The robber gets a chubby, but then you lift a leg & pee on his face, burning it and melting his eye balls. The robber will be on the ground crying in agony. You could be a superhero and call yourself "TOXIC PEEWOMAN"!!! |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Eat 7 TO 8 pineapples in a day, then that night pee in a cup & give it to your FB & say it is pineapple juice. Judge his reaction to see if he can tell whether it is urine or not. Hopefully the Ph levels don't burn his face away. If it does melt his face then you have no need for that can of mace anymore. Think of the possibilities... You could be walking down the street & then suddenly someone pulls a gun on you and demands you to pass over some cash! Well, to the robbers surprise you pull down your panites. The robber gets a chubby, but then you lift a leg & pee on his face, burning it and melting his eye balls. The robber will be on the ground crying in agony. You could be a superhero and call yourself "TOXIC PEEWOMAN"!!! |
ohh this post is going into the Xeno quotes hall of fame |
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| stren |
didn't know you ate Jamie, good luck with that |
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| all-nite-freak |
| i already know a chick who uses that name:p |
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