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Horoscopes - what do you think? (pg. 7)
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| English Rachel |
Mine said:
Tonight you are going to be the hostess with the mostess at the intimate dinner party you are throwing for one of your best friends, Michael Gladstone McInnes. You are going to have a great time, only burn one of the things you are cooking and then you are going to.....
The newspaper was ripped at that point but up to there it was uncannily accurate. I wonder how it ends... |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
OK. How can these NOT be true. |
humf...
LOL! |
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| SummerCallin |
Prediction for February 27, 2007
Today the planetary configuration is very favorable, ensuring an energetic day, full of enjoyment and fun. Your imagination will be fueled and your heartstrings will be played with tremendously. There is a possibility of matters of the heart to take the center stage. You will go in the right direction and your endeavors are sure to be successful.
:crazy:
*keeps fingers crossed* :rolleyes: |
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| rabbitjoker |
Mean Horoscope
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.
Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are s. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dip.
Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your -picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickencrap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. |
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| jeeper_095 |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Mean Horoscope
Gemini (May 23 - June 22)You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. |
ing right.
LOL |
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| jeeper_095 |
| quote: | Originally posted by SummerCallin
You will go in the right direction and your endeavors are sure to be successful. |
Don't they say that everyday......
bahhh |
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| me@t k@tie |
| So I am a cheap bisexual slut?! :eek: |
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| jeeper_095 |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
bisexual slut?! :eek: |
That's hot |
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| SummerCallin |
| quote: | Originally posted by jeeper_095
Don't they say that everyday......
bahhh |
and i fall for it EVERYTIME :(
do ppl actually believe these things tho ? :S |
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| SummerCallin |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
So I am a cheap bisexual slut?! :eek: |
WELL ARENT U? :eek:
:cool: |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by jeeper_095
That's hot |
Are you related to me? Maybe you are a cousin. Want to sex0r me? |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by SummerCallin
WELL ARENT U? :eek:
:cool: |
*shrugs*
I didn't know what I was until I read my WHOREoscope. Now I know my actual title! :) |
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