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My predictions for Daylight Savings Time chaos that will doom us all March 11
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| aNYthing |
YOu didn't patch your system, didja? Have no clue what I am talking about? Then you're probably some commie left-wing european or some peace loving, tree hugging, patchouli-smelling hippie from some 2nd-world countries - e.g. NOT USA! In that case, serves you right for not living in our God-lovin', freedom-sharin', gun totin' Good Ole US of A, led by the Gods Implement on Earth - George W. Bush!!!!
Anyway, so - you didn'd do yer part and didn't patch yer compuder?
Here's what will happen to ya (except God fearin' American folk) on the doomsday - aka March 11, 2007):
1. The fire will rain from the sky
2. Yer clock will start spinnin' backwards
3. Yer dog will get rabbies and will bite you and your family, you'll all die shortly afterwards
4. Your fridge will stop working and your bathtub will be filled with leaches
5. All your CDs will become blank.
6. All your tapes will be Willie Nelson's songs
7. Yer pickup truck (unless it's a Chevy or Ford) will turn into some fansy-shmansy Toyota craphauler and fall apart!
8. Yer friends will come and lynch you and yer family, including your dog!
9. Bill Gates allmighty will hunt you down and kill you like George W. hunted down and killed Osama! Yeah! Just because we don't say it in the press - you must know we killed Osama! And Al 'Queda! All those terrorists - those are Allah lovin' heathens from Iran! that's right!
10. Yer Bible will become illegible because it will all be written in Hebrew (the only calendar not prone to kompuder bugs! Damn Jews!)
So, sleep tight!!!!!!!!! ahahahaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :disbelief :disbelief :disbelief :clown: :clown: :clown: |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
erm... what the hell are you talking about?
Someone please use the Mikey Mike smiley. |
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| kadomony |
| IFFIN THA FIRE DONT GETCHA, DEM LEECHES N RABIES SURE'NUFF WILL :nervous: |
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| guster |
| willie nelson is it. |
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| Zoso |
| I went ahead and set my clock ahead one hour, and all but one of your predictions came true. Now you have to figure out which one is false. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
erm... what the hell are you talking about?
Someone please use the Mikey Mike smiley. |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
I went ahead and set my clock ahead one hour, and all but one of your predictions came true. Now you have to figure out which one is false. |
Yer neighbors didn't linch you...
YET!!!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA:stongue: :clown: :disbelief |
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| Zoso |
| How did you know we have a dog? :nervous: |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
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Wham bam, thank you ma'am! |
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| SkyHigh |
Man this looks just like the Y2K threat..
Oh no humanity dies :D
Tsk Tsk Tsk
Gotta wait longer to do that joke:p |
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| tubularbills |
| i can't wait to hear about people that turned their clocks back not forward |
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