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I don't see a difference between masturbating and smoking in public (pg. 3)
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| Ygrene |
lol @ airlines:
'This is a non-whacking flight. Additionally, there are whack-detectors in the bathrooms. Whacking on an airplane is a Federal offense. Enjoy your flight!' |
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| Allied Nations |
| cry about it |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| Smoking in public. Do you mean in a bar or in a club in a enclosed space etc then yes I agree that will harm you, but if it's someone walking down the street smoking then your being a bit of hypochondriac about it. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
but if it's someone walking down the street smoking then your being a bit of hypochondriac about it. |
No I'm not a hypochondriac. Well okay I am, but I think I'm still correct. In places where smoking inside is banned, ironically there's an ass load of smokers pushed outside. And in overcrowded areas like NYC and LA there is NO WAY AROUND the smell unless I walk into the street and become roadkill. Ever walk down Sunset strip or Santa Monica Blvd? There the restaurants somehow extend themselves into the sidewalks and you either have two feet of space or you are literally walking through the (smoking section of the) restaurant. If they stop smoking in my face, then I'll stop masturbatoring all over the floor.
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
nobody profits from masturbation, thats why its illegal |
That's actually the most convincing one-liner dissent to me. I think you have yourself a valid case!
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
cry about it |
I did. Last night. Where were you when I needed you?:( |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
No I'm not a hypochondriac. Well okay I am, but I think I'm still correct. In places where smoking inside is banned, ironically there's an ass load of smokers pushed outside. And in overcrowded areas like NYC and LA there is NO WAY AROUND the smell unless I walk into the street and become roadkill. Ever walk down Sunset strip or Santa Monica Blvd? There the restaurants somehow extend themselves into the sidewalks and you either have two feet of space or you are literally walking through the (smoking section of the) restaurant. If they stop smoking in my face, then I'll stop masturbatoring all over the floor. |
If that's your argument, you should target automobile exhaust as well. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If that's your argument, you should target automobile exhaust as well. |
I just walk around, happily holding my breath. Take that shiat, would-be airborne toxins! |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If that's your argument, you should target automobile exhaust as well. |
I don't like that concentrated spewage out of their mouths. Likewise, when I'm behind one of those busses emitting tons of exhaust into my car, I change lanes or even streets. It'd be better if their car became electric though (likewise smokers became non-smokers or even better, sexbots).
And everything I say about cigarette smoke applies to automobile exhaust. The only problem with automobiles is that cars don't cost 5 bucks a pack and can be easily discarded after one use. It's a lot easier to conceal a cigarette than a car. |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
I did. Last night. Where were you when I needed you?:( |
smoking cigarettes in public |
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| TheWhiteQueen |
| In what scenerios would someone want to masturbate in public? |
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| Frenchie |
WTF is this garbage thread?? C'mmooonn!!
You cannot compare the two, just no. |
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| igottaknow |
| its illegal because you could hit someone in the eye |
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| noikeee |
| word around here is that last friday some dude was happily masturbating in the computer lab i usually go to :wtf: :nervous: |
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