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The "I witnessed some crazy ****" story thread (pg. 6)
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| CrazedOut |
| Eh, I once saw a bum take a in the middle of the street. |
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| smakmagik |
was at a friend's house, we were 7 or so, he lived on the 7th floor.
and we were running around, and mock fighting and and somehow he fell out the window, landed on a car, and survived.
a year back, was in a car with him, when a car on the opposite lane trying to avoid an old woman who had 'frozen' in the middle of the road, banged straight into our car at around 80 kmph. my friend's head went straight into the gear and he had to have brain surgery. i came out with a fractured nose.
he's perfectly alright now, but.
scary. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by smakmagik
was at a friend's house, we were 7 or so, he lived on the 7th floor.
and we were running around, and mock fighting and and somehow he fell out the window, landed on a car, and survived.
a year back, was in a car with him, when a car on the opposite lane trying to avoid an old woman who had 'frozen' in the middle of the road, banged straight into our car at around 80 kmph. my friend's head went straight into the gear and he had to have brain surgery. i came out with a fractured nose.
he's perfectly alright now, but.
scary. |
ROFL your friend seems to have bad luck. |
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| Slylee |
my dad's longtime best friend (and like an "uncle" to me) has had so many near death experiences that his call name (he's an ex marine harrier pilot) is Wiley, like the cyote.
my dad said he had to do an emergency landing one time because he was having engine failure, or it caught on fire or some and they were all waiting for him on the runway as he landed, nervous as hell.
he lands the jet (my dad said it was a miracle he could even do this) and busts open the cockpit cover (it was jammed) and gets out of the jet and starts running, and the jet literally ing blew up behind him. lol
he also had several scares while sky diving with my dad too. the stories they have told me are ing nuts...almost unbelievable. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| quote: | Originally posted by CrazedOut
Eh, I once saw a bum take a in the middle of the street. |
i raise you seeing grandmother taking a while mother and cousin take a piss in the street.
mexico is dirty |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
my dad's longtime best friend (and like an "uncle" to me) has had so many near death experiences that his call name (he's an ex marine harrier pilot) is Wiley, like the cyote.
my dad said he had to do an emergency landing one time because he was having engine failure, or it caught on fire or some and they were all waiting for him on the runway as he landed, nervous as hell.
he lands the jet (my dad said it was a miracle he could even do this) and busts open the cockpit cover (it was jammed) and gets out of the jet and starts running, and the jet literally ing blew up behind him. lol
he also had several scares while sky diving with my dad too. the stories they have told me are ing nuts...almost unbelievable. |
lol sounds like he had fun then! :haha: |
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| CrazedOut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
he lands the jet (my dad said it was a miracle he could even do this) and busts open the cockpit cover (it was jammed) and gets out of the jet and starts running, and the jet literally ing blew up behind him. |
BAHAHAHAHHAA :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| CrazedOut |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
i raise you seeing grandmother taking a while mother and cousin take a piss in the street.
mexico is dirty |
Wow, talk about a family duty :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by hadi ******
last year there was this guy near my friend's house, apparently high on pcp and he was in a tree and refused to come down. the cops tasered him quite a few times, and although it was kind of ed up, everytime he got tasered he would yell "OWWW" really loud and it was kind of funny.
edit: i forgot that he had no clothes on either |
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| medinaM5 |
| this one time, at band camp, i saw a bitch stick a flute up her vagina |
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| hadi burpee |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
this one time, at band camp, i saw a bitch stick a flute up her vagina |
that hasnt been funny for a long time |
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| hadi burpee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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:eyespop: t on pcp, hehe |
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