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Weird State Laws (pg. 2)
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| gehzumteufel |
heres one for california
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
heres one for california
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
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i had the same reaction when we found that law in high school.
heres some more stupid laws in california:
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
i had the same reaction when we found that law in high school.
heres some more stupid laws in california:
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. |
Did you even read the thread :p |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
Did you even read the thread :p |
lol i didnt that whole post. i searched the page for nuclear. lol oh well.
heres more:
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Cathedral City
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
One may not bring their dog to school.
Chico
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Dana Point
One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
Eureka
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
more dumb laws here |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
i think in alberta it is illegal to a moose from behind while eating timbits..:conf: |
ahahahaa! That made me laugh hard.
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Timbits? |
The middle of the donut. We call them timbits because ourm ain coffee shop is called " Tim Hortons ". |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
ahahahaa! That made me laugh hard.
The middle of the donut. We call them timbits because ourm ain coffee shop is called " Tim Hortons ". |
Thank you. I was trying to use it in a sentence, and "My timbits itched furiously, so I applied a bit of talcum" just wasn't making sense. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Thank you. I was trying to use it in a sentence, and "My timbits itched furiously, so I applied a bit of talcum" just wasn't making sense. |
HAHAHA! I like that! |
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| Zoso |
| I aim to please, but I only score once a day. |
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| Sunsnail |
| Louisiana Act No 159 |
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| astroboy |
| I always wonder whether these weird laws are enacted in legislation or just very narrow interpretations of judgments. |
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| superglo |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
Well Singapore is just too ing strict with laws, the death penalty for selling weed? Doesn't surprise me they're so uptight...they ing outlawed oral sex! |
chewing gum is banned as well. |
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