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| jfk-pilot |
yea so im bored in my Business law class, and teacher mentioned some funny laws that exist in florida, so i did some research and heres an excerpt of some of these funny laws.
Alabama
* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
* Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
* It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
California
* Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
* Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
* Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.]
* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
* Women may not drive in a house coat.
Florida
* Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
* A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
* Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
* Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
* It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
* When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
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but yea im guessing these are not real, but still pretty funny |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
yeah i've seen some of these before...some of them are stupid.
i saw one that said it was illegal to have sex on a church staircase or something like that in some state...
who the hell shoots at a whale from a moving vehicle? smh |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| i think in alberta it is illegal to a moose from behind while eating timbits..:conf: |
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| jfk-pilot |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
i think in alberta it is illegal to a moose from behind while eating timbits..:conf: |
wow first off that is just weird and what are timbits? |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jfk-pilot
Florida
* When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
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but yea im guessing these are not real, but still pretty funny |
It wouldn't surprise me if that was actually written into law at one time. I remember hearing that a kid got 10 years because he had underage oral sex with a girl. They said he probably would have actually gotten a lighter sentence had they had intercourse because in places like Florida oral sex is still looked at as immoral. |
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| ZxZDeViLZxZ |
Dumb Laws in Japan
There is no age of consent. |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZxZDeViLZxZ
Dumb Laws in Japan
There is no age of consent. |
I'm sure not everyone thinks thats dumb though. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
who the hell shoots at a whale from a moving vehicle? smh |
How the hell else are you supposed to chase after them? |
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| ZxZDeViLZxZ |
Dumb Laws in Singapore:
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay
Pornography is illegal.
It is illegal to pee in an elevator. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZxZDeViLZxZ
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay |
How else are people supposed to pay rent? God damn backwards country!! |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZxZDeViLZxZ
Dumb Laws in Singapore:
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay
Pornography is illegal.
It is illegal to pee in an elevator. |
Well Singapore is just too ing strict with laws, the death penalty for selling weed? Doesn't surprise me they're so uptight...they ing outlawed oral sex! |
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