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I feel bad (pg. 2)
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Why not let it watch, Conman. |
my cat loves to randomly jump up on my lap every now and then. im afraid one of those times will be when its not wanted the most. :stongue:
so that history midterm...yeah, fail. there were questions where i was just sitting there thinking 'i dont even remember her talking about this'. then again, i dont listen in class, so that might explain why.
idoru im expecting to hear that story eventually. |
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| lücid |
| waking up my kitty when he's sleeping always makes me feel like a mega bitch. :( |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
waking up my kitty when he's sleeping always makes me feel like a mega bitch. :( |
Not me. He's woken me up enough times, I figure he owes me. ;) |
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| Slylee |
| i'm sexually frustrated and whenever i masturbate, i make my dog leave the room. lol |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Not me. He's woken me up enough times, I figure he owes me. ;) |
OMG the last time i was around cats i was sleeping at a girls house. one of them jumped on me and woke me the up. scared the outta me too! couldnt get back to sleep. was soo pissed. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| lol @ thread :wtf: |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
I just woke my cat, picked her up, and took her out of my room just so I could have some privacy to jerk off. surely it would have woken up to the sound of fapping anyways. |
was the kitty gonna tell yo mama that you fapped in her presence ? |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i'm sexually frustrated and whenever i masturbate, i make my dog leave the room. lol |
hahaha how are you sexually frustrated?! you have a fb! |
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| kadomony |
my ex-gf masturbated over the phone for me while her old cat was dying on the floor whilst i drank vodka with my friends.
that was a great night. |
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| Slylee |
my dog knows what masturbating & sex is, and being naked too. i'm not even joking. he's friggin smart and the looks and expressions he has on his face are so human-like, it's scary.
when i'm undressing in front of him, he has a very bashful look in his eyes like he's guilty or something. it's hilarious. |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
was the kitty gonna tell yo mama that you fapped in her presence ? |
this is ed up. i read your post, and it says "that you fapped in his presence"...then i hit quote..and when it quotes it, it changes the 'his' to a 'her', and i was honestly gonna correct you on the gender. TA did it for you somehow.
and actually i was just afraid the cat would laugh at me. :( |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
I just woke my cat, picked her up, and took her out of my room just so I could have some privacy to jerk off. surely it would have woken up to the sound of fapping anyways.
im sitting here studying for my history midterm that i have in 7 hours, and the urge rises, literally.
seriously, all this talk of egyptian gods, hellenistic culture, the rise of the polis, and the fall of the roman empire makes me wanna shoot something, figuratively speaking.
so who else is not enjoying the love and relaxation of spring break just yet? i was studying and working all day and it was 70 degrees outingside! |
w00ts.. i got a test on that on tuesday
exept mine covers egypt, hellenician culture, rome and wtvr those african guys who came and attacked the romans from the north.... with that general canibal :/ |
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