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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
my dog knows what masturbating & sex is, and being naked too. i'm not even joking. he's friggin smart and the looks and expressions he has on his face are so human-like, it's scary.
when i'm undressing in front of him, he has a very bashful look in his eyes like he's guilty or something. it's hilarious. |
:stongue: thats in awesome. |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
w00ts.. i got a test on that on tuesday
exept mine covers egypt, hellenician culture, rome and wtvr those african guys who came and attacked the romans from the north.... with that general canibal :/ |
theres something about this egyptian culture that makes it hard to study for me. good luck on that one dude |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
my dog knows what masturbating & sex is, and being naked too. i'm not even joking. he's friggin smart and the looks and expressions he has on his face are so human-like, it's scary.
when i'm undressing in front of him, he has a very bashful look in his eyes like he's guilty or something. it's hilarious. |
maybe he just doesnt find you attractive :p |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
hahaha how are you sexually frustrated?! you have a fb! |
Well I had one steady FB right after my breakup and that didn’t work out because he started to like me and he was a loser. Now the 2nd FB is really into head games, which I don’t understand why because it’s not like we’re serious. So that’s starting to annoy me and turn me off. Not to mention, he lives almost 40 minutes away and we don’t see each other that often. The last few times we did hang out, we didn’t have sex because we were in a date-like situation and it just didn't happen. It's been a while:(
So yea, I’m kind of giving up on him or any "FB's" in general. I don’t want to find another one. I think I’m gonna practice abstinence for a while. It’s going to be hard, but whatever. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
maybe he just doesnt find you attractive :p |
har har:p |
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| nchs09 |
talking about dogs finding you attractive..
one time in the dominican republic, one of my mums friends had a party... it was swell.. and they had a huuuuge back yard where the party was.. and a wolf looking dog, not a husky but something else.. and i leaned down to pick up something i had dropped...
and the ing dog jumped on my back and started humping me... so i started freaking out and yelling for my mum. haha i was like 9 :/
i was afraid of that dog after that incident..:nervous: |
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| StanVoid |
| let the cat help out next time, you'd be surprised how soft their paws can be |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
talking about dogs finding you attractive..
one time in the dominican republic, one of my mums friends had a party... it was swell.. and they had a huuuuge back yard where the party was.. and a wolf looking dog, not a husky but something else.. and i leaned down to pick up something i had dropped...
and the ing dog jumped on my back and started humping me... so i started freaking out and yelling for my mum. haha i was like 9 :/
i was afraid of that dog after that incident..:nervous: |
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this reminds me of a story one of my depaul buddies told me. apparently a kid fell asleep at a party, and there was a dog at the party too. the dog i think belonged to the dude who owned the place. anyways, somehow, and for some reason, the dog literally walked over to the sleeping person, AND PISSED ON HIM, like as if it were completely natural....it gets worse. after pissing on him, THE DOG PROCEEDS TO HUMP THE OUTTA HIM. he woke up about 5 seconds after he started, but i tell you, the kid telling me this story said that the 5-6 people still at the party were CRYING laughing the whole time.
ed up to hear that even our dog friends are into scat. :stongue: |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
let the cat help out next time, you'd be surprised how soft their paws can be |
hey, im always open to new things. i bring about a scene from Road Trip...if say your cat did in fact help you jerk off, would this constitute as cheating? and would the fact that the cat was female or male play any difference? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
:stongue:
this reminds me of a story one of my depaul buddies told me. apparently a kid fell asleep at a party, and there was a dog at the party too. the dog i think belonged to the dude who owned the place. anyways, somehow, and for some reason, the dog literally walked over to the sleeping person, AND PISSED ON HIM, like as if it were completely natural....it gets worse. after pissing on him, THE DOG PROCEEDS TO HUMP THE OUTTA HIM. he woke up about 5 seconds after he started, but i tell you, the kid telling me this story said that the 5-6 people still at the party were CRYING laughing the whole time.
ed up to hear that even our dog friends are into scat. :stongue: |
:stongue: :stongue:
can u imagine being drunk or stoned or whatever and witnessing that? i would have peed my pants from laughing so hard. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
hey, im always open to new things. i bring about a scene from Road Trip...if say your cat did in fact help you jerk off, would this constitute as cheating? and would the fact that the cat was female or male play any difference? |
u can just say it was and not worry about the sex... people wont quesiton you.
this thread is turning very awkward..:nervous: |
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| UWM |
| Bas has a homosexual cat and every morning that little f*cker would come climb on me and wake up. |
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