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the guy behind me in the library (pg. 2)
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| djmaxima |
i have hunger pains everyday :(
sometimes i feel like imma faint
good thing that the noise is not loud o.o |
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| jasin |
i guess theres only one thing to do...
u must find strength from with in.. DEEP inside you...
then release!...
external farts are more disturbing... he'll be sure to move ;)
now go... and dont dissapoint me |
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| djmaxima |
| quote: | Originally posted by jasin
i guess theres only one thing to do...
u must find strength from with in.. DEEP inside you...
then release!...
external farts are more disturbing... he'll be sure to move ;)
now go... and dont dissapoint me |
:stongue: :wtf: |
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| nchs09 |
| i do have a mighty fart brewing inside... but it can wait. |
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| jasin |
| if u let it brew for too long though... you might.. shart!:wtf: |
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| guster |
Oh man.. couple weeks ago I got food poisoning on the last day of my family's cruise... ing midnight buffet sushi.. :mad:
I went to the sick bay and they gave me an IV injection of promethazine to stop the dry heaves and something for diarrhea..
Anyway.. on the plane from Miami to New Orleans the next day I was sitting by a couple I didn't know and my stomach was just churning.. At least once every five minutes it made the most godawful "internal fart sounds" I've ever experienced.
Needless to say, I'm sure they were absolutely disgusted.. but at least I was courteous enough to hold in the gas.. :haha: |
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| m o 0 g |
| ive never heard anyone describe a growling stomach as "internal fart noises" |
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| Omega_M |
Once I was in the library and there were like 8 students sitting together doing homework.
One of the guys farted loudly. The girls started screaming "Oh My God Jason ! you farted !!!...hahahaha" :stongue:
twas funny. |
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| Lira |
Being in front of him > Being behind him
In case his malfunctioning stomach needs to spray anything out of his system, the exit sphincter is not aimed at you :D |
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| igottaknow |
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| Cloudburst |
lol you're in the library nerd.
The big brain am winning! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! I must now leave Earth for no raisin! |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
is making those internal fart noises.....
REALLY ING LOUD.... its getting annoying. suggestions? |
:wtf:
So this time they're NOT girls, and this isn't a clone war, circa 2004? :p |
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