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the guy behind me in the library (pg. 3)
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| Haunted |
| quote: | Originally posted by djmaxima
i have hunger pains everyday :(
sometimes i feel like imma faint
good thing that the noise is not loud o.o |
why dont you eat? lol |
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| Ygrene |
Until it turns into this situation.....
.....Jupit0rJaun wants you to stfu. :p |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
Once I was in the library and there were like 8 students sitting together doing homework.
One of the guys farted loudly. The girls started screaming "Oh My God Jason ! you farted !!!...hahahaha" :stongue:
twas funny. |
I really don't understand when girls get all girly and scream and/or are shocked when a guy farts in front of them. Like FFS, it's a natural body function..why stop it from coming out? He doesn't stop you from bleeding every month, why should you stop him from farting. Stupid girls. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Until it turns into this situation.....
.....Jupit0rJaun wants you to stfu. :p |
OMG HAHA :haha: :haha: :haha:
ps, you seem to have very funny library stories. at least, i think its you |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I really don't understand when girls get all girly and scream and/or are shocked when a guy farts in front of them. Like FFS, it's a natural body function..why stop it from coming out? He doesn't stop you from bleeding every month, why should you stop him from farting. Stupid girls. |
oh stop it you're just trying to score some guy points... :p |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I really don't understand when girls get all girly and scream and/or are shocked when a guy farts in front of them. Like FFS, it's a natural body function..why stop it from coming out? He doesn't stop you from bleeding every month, why should you stop him from farting. Stupid girls. |
*farts on you* |
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| misterpink |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
What's "internal fart noises"? And if they're internal how can you hear them? |
Internal fart noises arise when the antagonist clinches his sphincter sufficiently so as to sifle the ability of said gas to exit through said sphincter.
It's kinda like tantric farting...it happen, but on the inside. |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by misterpink
Internal fart noises arise when the antagonist clinches his sphincter sufficiently so as to sifle the ability of said gas to exit through said sphincter.
It's kinda like tantric farting...it happen, but on the inside. |
But if the gas isn't being released, it's just moving around inside the intestines making all those noises until it can finally be released, otherwise where would the gas go? |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
oh stop it you're just trying to score some guy points... :p |
No?
*throws pie in face* How is that for points?
No, but seriously I hate girls like that. I give them dirty looks, and not the kinky kind either.
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
*farts on you* |
*inhales*
Ahhhh the freshness. |
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| Yan |
| I've always called them 'hunger pangs'. |
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| IpLaYWiTLiGhTs |
I was in the library once surfing the internet waiting for my mother to pick me up (I was in intermediate btw, not recently :p) when I accidently let out a huge fart. I was sitting in a plastic chair so it didn't sink into the fabric, but amplified it and made it sound like a drumline was near by. Anyways...I looked around and people were looking at me, so I tried to play it off by making noises with my mouth.
:haha: |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| chances are, he's got ulcerative colitis or chrons. my stomach speaks louder than my throat at times. |
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