Originally posted by Lilith
Oh, this is kind of old but it warms my heart :p
Haha, The Chasers War On Everything.
Good old aussie satire :D
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Maybe it was the blasphemy-against-the-holy-spirit splice point for me. :P
LOL, most def. :D
wizniz
yo im athiest
lol!
idoru
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Originally posted by Lilith
Oh, this is kind of old but it warms my heart :p
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
AlphaStarred
'It's not one of the 10 commandments, is it?'
"Uh...yes."
'Which one?'
"Thou shalt not commit adultery."
'That's not being gay. It's cheating on someone.'
"The streets of this nation are full of married men having fag sex. That's adultery. So don't try to pretend that you don't come under the umbrella of adultery just because you're a fag."
Benighted, bigoted bitch. :haha: In her last sentence she suggests that even if one is a single or unmarried homosexual he is committing adultery! :stongue:
I'd be surprised if such people aren't the biggest anti-Semites in America as well, if not for any other reason than simply condemning those that do not pray to Jesus.
Lira
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Originally posted by AlphaStarred
even if one is a single or unmarried homosexual he is committing adultery! :stongue:
Theologically speaking, I've always learnt from priests, nuns and supporters that you'd be "cheating" on the first person you slept with, regardless of the marital status.
A real Christian might want to correct this in case this is wrong.
AlphaStarred
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Originally posted by Lira
Theologically speaking, I've always learnt from priests, nuns and supporters that you'd be "cheating" on the first person you slept with, regardless of the marital status.
Realistically speaking, just because one is a 'fag' doesn't mean one has perforce slept with someone before sleeping with a fellow fag, or slept with anyone at all for that matter. In fact, I personally know some homosexuals who don't copulate with their bedfellows but only resort to foreplay.
Lira
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Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Realistically speaking, just because one is a 'fag' doesn't mean one has perforce slept with someone before sleeping with a fellow fag, or slept with anyone at all for that matter. In fact, I personally know some homosexuals who don't copulate with their bedfellows but only resort to foreplay.
These people are nuts, they probably think foreplay is adultery too :p
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by AlphaStarred
I'd be surprised if such people aren't the biggest anti-Semites in America as well, if not for any other reason than simply condemning those that do not pray to Jesus.
They are actually. Didn't you see the part where they go to picket the "Jew church" and say that, "These people hate God and worship the rectum!"?
LOL
jupiterone
I still would love to go there, get in my camo suit, hide in the bushes, and paintball them all down while they're exiting their church.
BAMABAMABAMABMAAMMAMAMAMAM
AlphaStarred
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Originally posted by jennypie
They are actually. Didn't you see the part where they go to picket the "Jew church" and say that, "These people hate God and worship the rectum!"?
Yes, coincidentally enough, I watched that part directly after posting lol.
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Yes, coincidentally enough, I watched that part directly after posting lol.
