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Unwanted Infant? No problem. Put it in our hatch. (pg. 4)
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| lücid |
i always insert my unwanted babies into the condom dispensing machines in bar restrooms, and they give back a dollar in quarters as a refund.
then i take the money and buy myself 2 apple pies from McDonalds. everyone wins! |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
it is funny when rjt types like a brit though... :p |
Sometimes I even speak that way in real life! :eek:
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Sometimes I even speak that way in real life! :eek:
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in a vain attempt at mikey mike worship :wtf:
i'd feel bad if i didn't post this : :p |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
in a vain attempt at mikey mike worship :wtf:
i'd feel bad if i didn't post this : :p |
Ouch. I feel as low as Sean P.
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Ouch. I feel as low as Sean P.
:( |
:stongue: nah bro, you make girls want to throw off their panties and scream for more. |
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| dj_bas |
Finally! A solution to all of my problems :D
*drops annoying cat into baby box* |
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| Abercrombie |
In Canada, our Prime Minister eats babies.
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Still, they should have those here. Successfully hide the pregnancy for 9 months, then drop the baby off immediately after a sketchy back alley birth, exercise a few weeks, and no one's the wiser! |
Can you do it to other peoples kids, because there's a tribe of the filthy vermin that run around down near the end of the road behind my place that start screaming at about 3:30pm and don't stop screaming until about 6pm every day after school. :mad:
They're obviously not wanted and come with about half a dozen plastic tricycles and water pistols which no sane or at least well-bred person would give to that many of the bastards. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Sometimes I even speak that way in real life! :eek:
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Were you born in Milwaukee?
I'd love to hear a Milwaukee-British accent :D |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Were you born in Milwaukee?
I'd love to hear a Milwaukee-British accent :D |
I was actually born in Brazil. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I was actually born in Brazil. |
Tipo, de com força? Whereabouts in Brazil were you born?!
Did Myra fall in love with a flamboyant sexy boy from Rio?
Is "Rob Turner" actually "Roberto Torneiro"?
OMG, the truth is slowly unfolding... |
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| RJT |
Nope. :p
The truth is that I was born in Appleton, Wisconsin.
I did, however, tell Myra that I was born in Brazil (I was wearing a Brazil Track Jacket) on the night we hooked up, and she bought it hook, line, and sinker. :thepirate |
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