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Unwanted Infant? No problem. Put it in our hatch. (pg. 5)
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| Lira |
A-ha, so Myra did fall in love with a "flamboyant sexy guy from Rio" :D
Heh, I wonder how your British Accent would be like, considering the fact that people in Wisconsin usually mix up all the vowels :p |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I did, however, tell Myra that I was born in Brazil (I was wearing a Brazil Track Jacket) on the night we hooked up, and she bought it hook, line, and sinker. :thepirate |
Ha ha! Stupid bitch! High five!
Look! More exclamation points!
!!!!! I brought extras :/ |
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| all-nite-freak |
This thread's title would look good on a tshirt.
imo |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
This thread's title would look good on a tshirt.
imo |
You're gonna kill it you ass :stongue:
Like I told Jennie, 'imo' must be used sparingly. Sparingly. |
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| all-nite-freak |
I speak French sometimes so being an ass comes with the accent. Didn't your life partner teach you anything?:p
cor version:clovis baguette...u liek? |
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| stren |
The nuns here have a window for babies
toasty!
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i always insert my unwanted babies into the condom dispensing machines in bar restrooms, and they give back a dollar in quarters as a refund.
then i take the money and buy myself 2 apple pies from McDonalds. everyone wins! |
I laughed |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
The nuns here have a window for babies
toasty!
I laughed |
Yeah... my mom tried to drop me off in one of those when I was a wee little baby, 884 weeks old. If it wasn't for my giant gut, the outside door would have closed and inside door would open, where vicious claws of killer nuns were already clawing in anticipation to tear and feast on my flesh and drink my beer-diluted blood. Luckily my giant beer belly stuck out and dear old 'ma couldn't shut the hatch fast enough.
I escaped to the nearest pub, where I asked for assylum and where I live til this day. The nuns can't go in there and I know that if I ever leave the pub, they will snatch me and have their wicked way with me and eat me thereafter. I JUST KNOW IT!!!!!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:nervous: :eek: :nervous: :eek: :nervous: |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I did, however, tell Myra that I was born in Brazil (I was wearing a Brazil Track Jacket) on the night we hooked up, and she bought it hook, line, and sinker. :thepirate |
i'd like to add that this was the same evening in which i told Rob that i was born a boy.
he bought it... and he didn't kick me out of his bed!
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i'd like to add that this was the same evening in which i told Rob that i was born a boy.
he bought it... and he didn't kick me out of his bed!
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homowned! |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i'd like to add that this was the same evening in which i told Rob that i was born a boy.
he bought it... and he didn't kick me out of his bed!
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so Rob likes boys :stongue: |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i'd like to add that this was the same evening in which i told Rob that i was born a boy.
he bought it... and he didn't kick me out of his bed!
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:stongue: touche |
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| CranberryJuice |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
A-ha, so Myra did fall in love with a "flamboyant sexy guy from Rio" :D
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i love the flamboyant word used here....*totally picturing rob like cesar or alexandre le grand *
mmh this system with the babies going into boxes ...exist in italy as well i saw something about it like 1 week ago, over there there was camera system linked with an alarm system so as soon as a baby would arrive , the nuns would know it and could take care of the baby |
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