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I need some dating advice (pg. 4)
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
get some balls and stick it in his !... that is what i would do :D |
of course if he was a she..... and her penis would be ingrown into a vagin0rz. |
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| RJT |
| Whatever you do, don't put your willy in him anymore! |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i'm pretty sure jake is a bottom |
Ah. I'm pretty sure this:
...is pretty appropriate to post right now. 
The beauty of ass-to-mouth is that it doesn't care what your sexual orientation is!
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| igottaknow |
| this thread is ghey :stongue: |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
It's trial and error, buddy. If you never try it, you never know. Could be pitching (or catching) for the wrong team your entire life. |
Really? So all this time when chicks don't get me hard, it's not really just a physiological thing but I'm fibbing myself? Tell me more! Can I go to an ex-gay camp and change my ways there?
I tried chicks. Now take your own advice up yer ass and try a dude. Next.
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
sorry I can't stop laughing at the fact you are basing part of your opinion on myspace which is famous for being filled with half truths
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Hey myspace is ALL KNOWING! It even predicted Jesuses second coming, even though he never came. So my crush is totally not making effort to call me anymore. What a slut! Myspace knew all along.
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
at this point its obvious you're sweating this person like mad and they probably know it. they're not going to pay you much attention if they know you're all about them.
personally i think this is way too much trouble. you're already jumping through hurdles for them and you're not even together. sounds like one high maintenance bitch. time to next that ho and move on to someone else, its not worth it |
Hahaha, you hit the nail in the hole. Why do I always do this ? I used to be a pimp with NO emotion then I was like okay let's just date and now I meet someone and like them but they just wanna p3n0r up their p00pr. WTF? They're like "wow I love you jake stick it up my butts3x jake" then the next week they're like "yeah um. Let's keep in touch. You uhhhh can search me on myspace or something. And write a comment. Okay bye!"
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
of course if he was a she..... and her penis would be ingrown into a vagin0rz. |
She still has a penis, but she calls is a clitenis. It's the scrotum that turns into the labia majora and opens up to the portal of squirrel guts. :eek: :eyespop: :wtf: :haha: |
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| all-nite-freak |
so you're a he
who wants pee pee
from a she thats a he
answer simple
call psy t
you 2 timing whore
imo:mad: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Jake Benson |
Are you using Internet Explorer? |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
this thread is ghey :stongue: |
Aren't you the guy who made a thread about redecorating your bathroom? |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Are you using Internet Explorer? |
Yes why what happened am I doing something wrong? |
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| Orbax |
| I dont get it...is Benson gay or a chick...and is this other chick a dude? are there letters involved? Sebpashtrick!!?!??! |
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| Jake Benson |
Just wanted to say thanks for all the input. I just need someone to tell me I'm a complete retard for falling for someone and totally blowing things outa proportion.
OMG he just texted me I think he likes me now! I'm gonna tap dat. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Yes why what happened am I doing something wrong? |
Gays are only allowed to like Opera |
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