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| sensei_aki |
Watcha
Your best and most effective one liner chat up lines here....
whether it be to someone you know or a stranger |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hey, do you know what rohypnol tastes like? |
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| Bidor |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Does this rag smell like a skid mark to you?
Hey, do you know what skid mark tastes like? |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bidor
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:wtf:
And I don't use one liners nor get impressed by them. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bidor
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I've asked this once but I never got any answer, so:
Why must you torment us so? |
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| dj tek |
| a one liner media controlled masses' thoughts thin as my girl eyeliner |
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| david.michael |
| You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets. |
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| Dervish |
| ;) (who needs words?) |
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| Boomer187 |
hi, i hope you are not mean, the last girl I talked to said I could come over to her house cause no one was home. I went over there and no one was home!
[/modified rod dangerfield joke] |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
;) (who needs words?) |
winking is really lame in most situations |
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| Frenchie |
| ya, no winking. That's lamesauce. |
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