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Badass things that I have done throughout my life
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| Cosmic Fur |
me@t k@tie sent me this e-mail (because of another discussion her and I were having), and I thought you guys might get as much kick out of reading it as I did (but I got her permission to post it here).
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* I stole pears from a pear tree and ate them
* We almost stole a chair
* Laughed @ Margaret when she fell down the escalator
* Fed dog food to Rachel and told her it was venison
* Threw mud in Jonathan and Douglas' faces when they each asked me to date them (I was nine).
* Sold clams to Jonathan and Douglas and told them that they would have magical powers if they bought them from me. They got in trouble when they were caught stealing money from their mom's purse. I think she hit them quite a bit for that.
* Filled a bucket up with caterpillars (I was very very young) and handed it to my grandmother, telling her that I picked strawberries for her....
* OH! When I was in grade one, I snuck onto someone's property and broke into their trailer and stole an alarm clock. I snuck back and returned it though.
* I went on a class trip to a museum and jumped into one of their ancient displays. Then an alarm went off :/
* I put cod liver oil in my uncle's tea when he wasn't looking.
* Last year, I snuck into the UofT rez on st.george street and used their showers.
* I told someone to watch me dive into the water off the raft, and he started to have some sort of panic attack when I didn't come up from under the water (I stuck my head under the raft for a few minutes as a joke). He thought I hit my head and died.
* I caught a frog at school when I was in grade two, and I told the teacher that instead of doing work, I had to take care of the frog. He was pretty pissed off and told me to take it outside, so I stayed outside with the frog for the rest of the day. He never specified that I was supposed to come back.
* Drugs
* Went clubbing when I was underage
* Went to bars when I was underage
* My mom used to make a mark on alcohol bottles to make sure that my brother and I weren't drinking when we were young. I would drink some and fill the bottle up to the mark with water when I was finished.
* Lied to the receptionist and to TC just to make sure that my track was going to be played at Freedom.
* Peed in someone's vegetable garden when I was little
* Went to church once just so that I could get krowka from the priest afterwards.
* Skipped classes to play tennis and go swimming
* I went hunting with someone, and saw the deer, but he didn't. I made as much noise as possible so the deer would run away before the hunter saw it.
* My dad had mouse poison in the garage, and a mouse had eaten some, but wasn't dead. I felt bad for it, so I snuck it into the house and took care of it for a couple of days until it had re-gained it's strength.
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| Provocative_boi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
me@t k@tie sent me this e-mail (because of another discussion her and I were having), and I thought you guys might get as much kick out of reading it as I did (but I got her permission to post it here). |
* Filled a bucket up with caterpillars (I was very very young) and handed it to my grandmother, telling her that I picked strawberries for her....
Thats funny....I wonder what happened after? |
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| English Rachel |
Katie - the deer, frog and mouse stories make me love you even more :)
Not sure about the caterpillar one though hahaha |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Provocative_boi
* Filled a bucket up with caterpillars (I was very very young) and handed it to my grandmother, telling her that I picked strawberries for her....
Thats funny....I wonder what happened after? |
Nanny had a wooden spoon beside her rocking chair that she used to hit me with every time I did something like that (which was often). She even broke a few of them from hitting me so hard. Maybe that is why I have such a high tolerance for pain now. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| You call that a list of badass things?? LoL. |
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| Abercrombie |
I used a cotton shoelace as a slow fuse to a firecracker. An inch gives you over 5 min of getaway time.
I let one in the centre part of big shopping mall. I heard screams right after, and security was there in no time. I left after the cops arrived.
I went to a dollar store at the mall, bought three large bottles of shampoo, and emptied them in the mall's fountain. It was pretty.
I played a "Dracula and his victim" theatrical special FX record from my 12th floor res room (Thompson, Ottawa U). I put my DJ speakers to the window, turned off the lights, and played the screams. 10 min of laughs later, 4 campus security cars pulled in, and had their flashlights up my building, I lost it, then shut everything down, and joined the large crown gathered below, askign what happened, and one said a prof hear a girl being raped. I didn't get cought. |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
You call that a list of badass things?? LoL. |
Yeah, the fact that she actually called some of those things "badass" made me chuckle for a long while. |
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| me@t k@tie |
| Whatever. I thought they were pretty badass. I just wanted to prove Idma wrong when he said that I am innocent, and the only "badass" things that I have done are things that he taught me to do. |
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| Provocative_boi |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
I am innocent, and the only "badass" things that I have done are things that he taught me to do. |
Which are.....? |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
Whatever. I thought they were pretty badass. I just wanted to prove Idma wrong when he said that I am innocent, and the only "badass" things that I have done are things that he taught me to do. |
I got a few lollipops here for ya |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I told the girl down the street to call her mother a bitch and she did it. We were 6. |
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| Provocative_boi |
Back when i was in Saudi Arabia like grade 6 or 7 cant rememeber, we used live in a apartment on the 10th floor and the balcony faced a busy road leading to the major highway.
I used to stand in the balcony and throw stuff like spoons,forks, @ the cars passing by .....:D
I think i literally cracked couple windscreens:toothless |
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