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The Girl Next Door [or across the street] (pg. 3)
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Unless their vaginas are all stretched out like silly putty, then it's probably FTL!
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Dude, the vagina's just nature's worst compromise.... too small for child birth, too big for sex.... ANAL FTW |
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| Ygrene |
I'm a little pissed off at all of you for letting this thread get this far without:
PICS or STFU
You bunch of undemanding s. :mad: |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
but what if they still have the ability to pick up ink? |
Well then they **might** be worth putting in the junk drawer to play with later, but honestly - why not just get some silly putty? I mean, you don't have to feed silly putty, but if you want to vagina to work at all you've probably got to at least throw it a little M&M every once in a while... something like that.
And I don't even wanna know what a "lifted" vagina looks like. :wtf: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
And I don't even wanna know what a "lifted" vagina looks like. :wtf: |
Like a normal vagina... but higher:conf: |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dude, the vagina's just nature's worst compromise.... too small for child birth, too big for sex.... ANAL FTW |
Hey man, don't even talk to me about anal - because of you I'll never know what it's like!
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahah that's random wtf
yea i wouldn't hit it. don't where you eat ya know? |
That has to do with work, not living situations :p |
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| Abercrombie |
| Dear Penthouse Forum, |
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| Slylee |
why don't YOU try pushing out a 6-9 lb human through your vagina and see what it looks like.
i think that vaginal restoration is the most genius plastic surgery ever.
men need to be attracted to their woman's vagina. it's as simple as that.
and even if you're a hot milf in your 30's and you have 2 kids and your vagina looks sort of beat after child birth, then it doesn't matter...your man will still not be as enthusiastic about it as before.
the vagina is supposed to go back to how it was, but some women aren't like that. i saw it on Dr. 90210. her clit had like torn or something during birth and it heeled all weird and looked deformed. i felt bad for her. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| i don't know. if he's talking about his daughter like that, then most probably he had sex with his daughter. now would you want to do it with her, knowing that she had sex with her dad? :conf: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Hey man, don't even talk to me about anal - because of you I'll never know what it's like!
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Hey buddy, I tried to help you out in this regard... remember that thread... I was doing as good a job as I could to sell her on it for you. It was touch and go there for a while.
oh, and don't worry, I'ma bring $250 to your bachelor party.... |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Hey buddy, I tried to help you out in this regard... remember that thread... I was doing as good a job as I could to sell her on it for you. It was touch and go there for a while.
oh, and don't worry, I'ma bring $250 to your bachelor party.... you'll know what it's like |
INTERNETS ARE AWESOME! WIFE AND ANAL FTW!
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
INTERNETS ARE AWESOME! WIFE AND ANAL FTW!
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Yes, you can have it all my friend! I'll PM you with Moral Hazard's guide to adultery. |
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