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The Girl Next Door [or across the street] (pg. 5)
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| Ian |
| yeah, I always noticed that the ugly ones always got pregnant. I guess they put out easier. Maybe me fancying the hot ones was the wrong strategy Dammit |
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| DJ_Eternal |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
yeah, I always noticed that the ugly ones always got pregnant. I guess they put out easier. Maybe me fancying the hot ones was the wrong strategy Dammit |
Well if you wanted to spread your seed, then hitting on the 1-5's would be the way to go.
That's rating by the way, not age.
/pedo rant |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
as a 24 yr old who is dating an 18 yr old.....
go for it..... |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
yeah, I always noticed that the ugly ones always got pregnant. I guess they put out easier. Maybe me fancying the hot ones was the wrong strategy Dammit |
Use the paperbag, Ian. |
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| plastikE |
| quote: | Originally posted by get nyce
you need to lay out a sun tanning chair on your front lawn, put some excessive sun tan lotion on your nose, and have a cooler full of beer with a hawaiian shirt on but unbuttoned.
and remember when she comes up to you, just say you are too drunk for yourself and offer her a beer..
game set match |
HAHAHA. I'm inducting this post into the hall of fame. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
Use the paperbag, Ian. |
I tried, but the picture of her is too sticky to use much more. |
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| GeminiZ |
| does she have a close friend named Ferrari? |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by get nyce
you need to lay out a sun tanning chair on your front lawn, put some excessive sun tan lotion on your nose, and have a cooler full of beer with a hawaiian shirt on but unbuttoned.
and remember when she comes up to you, just say you are too drunk for yourself and offer her a beer..
game set match |
funny, that EXACT scenario crossed my mind |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
funny, that EXACT scenario crossed my mind |
Liar. In your scenario there was a tornado in the backyard. :o |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Haha, I WAS the bad girl next door. People drove by my house every Friday to see if there was a party. Once when the cops showed up and tried to shut my party down I told them it was MY house and I'd do what I want. So they were like, "Oh yeah? Let's see your name on the deed then." And of course, I procured the deed to my house, with my name on it. So then they said, "Oh, well...try to keep the noise down and make sure nobody drives home." LoL.
Another time when our power got cut off and we needed a place to party, I plugged an extension cord into the neighbour's outside socket and ran it to a power bar, lol. |
its funny, because i can imagine that being done - and how cool of an idea it was.
but then, why am i not *really* surprised? :D:toothless |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Liar. In your scenario there was a tornado in the backyard. :o |
so, funny story.... |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
i don't know. if he's talking about his daughter like that, then most probably he had sex with his daughter. now would you want to do it with her, knowing that she had sex with her dad? :conf: |
**awkward** |
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