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| Slylee |
Ok so I realize that this story is going to sound completely absurd, but whatever. It’s funny.
Ok so my mom works w/ this Christian adoption agency doing adoptions, bla bla bla. Tiny bit of background, but not really relevant. So there’s this one attorney whom she has been helping out a lot because he’s young and right out of law school and doesn’t know what he’s doing. So anyway, yesterday after work she went to the adoption agency to meet up with him and help him with some stuff.
The first thing she noticed when she walked in his office was a really foul smell. Like something had died. She didn’t say anything to him but she definitely took notice of it and was like, “ew..wtf”
So then, while she’s going through some papers she notices that he is like doing something weird out of the corner of her eye (I guess he was across the room at his desk or something). It caught her attention and she looked over, but it was one of those situations where as soon as she looked over, he stopped doing whatever the hell it was that he was doing. She takes notice again, like, “ok wtf”. She also mentioned to me that he dazes off A LOT when she’s talking to him. Like he just has this glazed blank look in his eyes and she said it kind of creeps her out.
Ok so…so far, it smells really bad in his office and he was doing something weird while she wasn’t looking. Hahah
So THEN…as she’s leaving they were just bullting with each other and wrapping up the conversation and she notices a “commotion” behind him. Now, when I say “behind him” I mean like, in the back of his pants type of thing. She didn’t know how to describe it other than a “commotion” like something was moving around in his pants. lol and the thing that made her think, “WTF” was that his arms were crossed in front of him while she was talking to him.
Hahahah
WHAT THE ? We were in stitches laughing last night over this and I was like, “OMG mom! He’s SATAN he has a TAIL”. We were more joking about it than serious, but the things she kept coming up with to justify his weird behavior was hilarious. Like, “maybe he had to fart or something and he was moving around” Stuff that just completely didn’t make sense. Of course she’s going over what happened and second-guessing herself like, “Maybe this, maybe that…”
How would u guys explain this? I think he's an alien and has a baby alien growing out of his butt:o
Oh and my mom’s not crazy. I mean, she is, but not in that way. |
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| RJT |
I read all that for no punchline?
Jamie, I'm mad. :mad: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I read all that for no punchline?
Jamie, I'm mad. :mad: |
well wtf! we don't know how to explain his weird behavior. u guys have to help us lol |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
well wtf! we don't know how to explain his weird behavior. u guys have to help us lol |
Clearly the gerbil they put in his anoose at the gay bar last night did not find it's way out yet, jeez give the guy a break :rolleyes: :o |
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| Lilith |
| Incontinence nappies? :nervous: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Incontinence nappies? :nervous: |
eh?? it was moving! |
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| Provocative_boi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
eh?? it was moving! |
Reminds me of the opening scene of " Not another Teen Movie " |
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| Slylee |
| maybe he had an animal in his pants? |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
So THEN…as she’s leaving they were just bullting with each other and wrapping up the conversation and she notices a “commotion” behind him. Now, when I say “behind him” I mean like, in the back of his pants type of thing. She didn’t know how to describe it other than a “commotion” like something was moving around in his pants. lol and the thing that made her think, “WTF” was that his arms were crossed in front of him while she was talking to him.
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weird ppl outhere... to say the least..lol |
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| Lilith |
Heard that line before..
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
eh?? it was moving! |
I dont know! It's the only non-depraved thing I could think of! |
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