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A Hasidic Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Hasidic Jew replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?" |
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| Abercrombie |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| Almost funny. Almost. |
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| infinity HiGH |
| Clever, but not "haha" funny. I've heard much better Jewish jokes. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Vlad |
| Really ing old. I think Ive posted that joke like 5 times over my 4 years of being here. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| Repost of a repost! |
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| leph555 |
| Wow lol thats mad smart, i might as well do the same! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
Clever, but not "haha" funny. I've heard much better Jewish jokes. |
lol +1
i enjoyed it:p |
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| Import |
| Hes so cheap but he owns a rolls royce? This story doesnt check through. Perhaps if it was a Sebring :conf: |
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| Inertia |
man is boarding his airplane, when he notices this very beautiful, voluptuous woman sitting with a bunch of papers on her lap and tray and whatnot. as he walks by, he is starting at her, em, lungs, and knocks a bunch of the papers down.
very embarrassed, the man scrambles to pick them up, apologizing for his clumsiness. he notices the papers have a bunch of graphs and charts, and asks the woman what they are.
"Oh, this is research for a study I'm working on. It's about the penis in different races and cultures. I've determined the largest ones are possessed by Native Americans, while the most potent and powerful ones are possessed by Jews. Oh... I'm so sorry, where are my manners? My name is Maria. Pleased to meet you."
the man thinks for a second, and replies
"My name is White Eagle Goldstein." |
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| eckmek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Import
Hes so cheap but he owns a rolls royce? This story doesnt check through. Perhaps if it was a Sebring :conf: |
Whooosh? |
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