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Overheard conversations in NYC :rofl: (pg. 2)
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| quote: | Jappy girl #1: So like, I couldn't believe what happened to Erica*, but like, I think she'll be ok. I mean, she's gonna marry some guy who went to Penn instead of some guy who went to Princeton, and she'll have a country house in South Hampton instead of like, East Hampton, but I think she'll be ok.
Jappy girl #2: Oh yeah, I think she can handle it.
Jappy girl #1: Poor thing.
--The Dalton School |
jesus wtf:nervous: :nervous: |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
Black woman: Move, nigga! , if Kramer can say it...
--Whole Foods, Union Square
Overheard by: Jillian B.
i can't imagine that type of talk in whole foods lmao! i go there all the time, but i guess the one in ny is more lively...
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Chick: I really wish he'd lost his whole finger -- that's what he deserves.
--Whole Foods salad bar, Time Warner Center |
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| lücid |
Manic tourist lady #1: Oh wow, the front of the train. I've never been in FRONT before. Look! Haha! No driver!
Manic tourist lady #2: No driver? Seriously? Excuse me, sir? Who's driving this subway?
Local looks up from paper and looks around frantically.
Manic tourist #2: Wait, seriously? Oh my God, should we get off?
Manic tourist #1: Oh, calm down. He's just joking. We can't get off 'til Union Square.
Local: Ma'am, I swear to God that I'm not joking. Nobody's driving this train. I'm just as terrified as you are.
Manic tourist #2: Oh, whatever. He's one of those New York s we heard about. Ignore him.
--4 train, 59th St
i dont even care of half of these are made up. they're brilliant. :stongue: |
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| Lira |
Conductor: If you see something, say something. If you see any unattended or suspicious packages, don't hesitate to tell someone. Just don't tell me, though.
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| dj tek |
something that happened not too long ago..
tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ?
me : 34th & 5th ave..
tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ?
me : youre standing on it
me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building."
tourist : :nervous: |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
something that happened not too long ago..
tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ?
me : 34th & 5th ave..
tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ?
me : youre standing on it
me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building."
tourist : :nervous: |
maybe the tourist just wanted to talk to you, lol |
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| Trancealot |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
something that happened not too long ago..
tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ?
me : 34th & 5th ave..
tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ?
me : youre standing on it
me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building."
tourist : :nervous: |
you could walk right past it and never know unless you look up:rolleyes: |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancealot
you could walk right past it and never know unless you look up:rolleyes: |
you dont gotta look that high
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
you dont gotta look that high
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n00blars! |
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| Trancealot |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
you dont gotta look that high
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well played, but that could be mistaken for a restaurant called the
ESB...ok maybe not:wtf: |
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