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| Ian |
over here we have certain groups
1) boy/girl racers - age 17-24 and think that getting everywhere at 80mph is necessary. Will drive right up your boot if they get the chance.
2) Parents, female. Age 20-35. Mostly taking the 500metre trip in their 4x4s, not giving people with the right of way their preference and notoriously bad at roundabouts and at parking. Will explode into menstrual rage if you tell them they're blocking your driveway. Majorly aggressive & nasty people
3) Businessmen. have to be everywhere in half the time they actually have so go like mad. regular speeding fines & tickets.
4) Sunday drivers. People who have all day to get somewhere & seem to take it. go way under speed limit, drive wide so you can't overtake and then look at you like you're an iraqi trying to sing a xmas carol to them when you finally get by.
5) normal drivers - not many of these exist. drive with courtesy & understand everything on their car. rare breed.
6) white van men/workmen. Annoying, would run over their own mother if it called for it. Will take 20 minutes to park properly and block all other traffic |
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| SuspicionVandit |
I drive a load on a daily basis from San Diego to Temecula every day after school to check on one of the houses my family owns (about 50 miles)
I usually leave in easy traffic, wind through some streets, go though a portion that is a DURIFTO dream, and on the way back, tons of traffic.
worst drivers:
BMW drivers
are ing fags. They think they own the ing road cus their seats will heat their balls.
here is how a BMW driver signals a left turn
how a BMW driver signal a right turn
I swear BMWs don't come with any lights, and the driver must pay extra. I think they are also pricks when it comes to anyone joining their lane. They will purposely speed up or slow down to block you from lane changing. I use the word THEY, and not "certain BMW drivers" cus they are all horrible.
old ing people:
are ing horrible. Their kids buy them nice Mustang 05 GTs, yet they driver slower than 89 maximas. It's like , YOU'RE IN THE ING FAST LANE. MOVE MOVEMOVE. So you have a 2 lane 1 way-road, there is an 88 VW in the slow lane, and a 2005 Mustang GT in the left, and they are going the same ing speed. KKKKKKK. Then the Jetta parks, you try to get in that lane, and the Mustang cuts you off, KKK. then there is a red light before some big hill and you are at the line with the GEEZER. Light turns green, then the GEEZER pulls out hard to cut you off, then goes back to going a cool 15mph up the hill. , sometimes I wish i owned some kind of Directional EMP device so i could tell these mother ******s to just get the off the road without using words.
2Rice2Ridiculous:
are just overall stupid. There is a thin stretch of road i travel along that is in the middle of some major hills, so it is ideally a drifter's paradise.
Rules of drifting:
1. Don't do it unless your gay. Of course, ricers are gay, so they are allowed to do it.
2. Don't endanger anyone. Of course, when someone puts the faith of their suspension on Autozone 2ricer parts, they are void of thinking with an IQ about that of 2 turntables and a microphone.
3. Don't fall off the mountain. Ricer's aren't afraid of death, it doesn't matter.
4. RWD, not FWD. the biggest mistake of a 2rice2ridiculous douche when it comes to drifting is that they don't know what they are doing. Biggest case in point, taking an integra to a DRIFTO mountain and killing his girlfriend. :)
Big subwoofers, terminator 2 wings, gay ass bodykits, ricers are just 2 gay by DMV's standards to be on the road. It's like putting the Ford Shelby GR-1 on the streets and trying to ignore it, but you can't, the douche is just asking for your attention, NEGATIVE attention.
"running away. i don't know if there are cops anywhere. O ! o ! omg!omg!"
i also find it that Ford F150's like to own the road because they are bigger than you. Make them honk at you, and then cut them off, and then speed off with a finger in the air, it's what tupac would've wanted. |
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| ikhouvanu |
| The drivers in Miami are awful. They can't drive for . |
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| beats and beeps |
| I use ASIO drivers with my motu. |
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| tubularbills |
i consider myself a good driver. i stop at red lights, i don't hit people, and i stay on the road.
but i've got HORRIBLE road rage. i can't stand being behind someone slow, and i'll honk my horn and shout at them to go faster. i've been getting better at controlling it, but holy when the light turns green, step on the ing gas pedal and LET'S GO!
ugh. |
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| polkovnik86 |
| There are only 2 types of drivers in this world. Ass holes driving slower than me and maniacs driving faster than me |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by polkovnik86
There are only 2 types of drivers in this world. Ass holes driving slower than me and maniacs driving faster than me |
good point. |
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| Spacey Orange |
i actually have drive through sf every day and this place seem to be the asian fob capital of the world. i'll let you draw your own conclusions.
everywhere else seems fine though. |
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| h3y3sy |
im english, moved over to AZ last august.
having driven at home for 5 years, i was ing STUNNED how the average american is at driving. its not like its hard driving in straight lines from light to light, how the there are so many accidents is beyond me. people dont give a about anyone/anything else on the road, cut people up left and right and then wonder why they sit in traffic all the time. drives me mad, and makes me want to break something.
rant over.
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| metalgearsolid |
| quote: | Originally posted by ikhouvanu
The drivers in Miami are awful. They can't drive for . |
Is it because they are all Cubans?
I consider myself a good drive but i have received two speeding tickets. And bother were because I forgot to look out for squad cars. I hate how people on the highway slow the left lane down. Left lane is for fast cars or passing. You shouldn't be driving slower then a truck. |
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| noikeee |
| i think i'm a pretty damn good driver when alone, however if there are other people in the car i'm more prone to doing stupid . i also suck at parking and occasionally test my gearbox by putting gears without clutch. TTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :wtf: |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by h3y3sy
im english, moved over to AZ last august.
having driven at home for 5 years, i was ing STUNNED how the average american is at driving. its not like its hard driving in straight lines from light to light, how the there are so many accidents is beyond me. people dont give a about anyone/anything else on the road, cut people up left and right and then wonder why they sit in traffic all the time. drives me mad, and makes me want to break something.
rant over.
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funny, i thought the same thing when i was in england about english drivers. |
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