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sex of car (pg. 2)
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| colonelcrisp |
sex of a car is determined by price point.....
over 70k it's a girl.
under 70k it's a car (asexual)
under 10k with lots of rust, noisy components, and belching all sorts of foul smelling fluids and fumes.... it's a man!
if it was made in japan/taiwan/korea/china - its a saigon hooker....
if previously mentioned car has a spoiler, custom rims, or a "performance" exhaust tip - the driver is a fag, and the car sucks |
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| meDina |
| you must be pure man to tame that beast... :nervous: |
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| bas |
| What can we say about that car that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. |
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| Andryuha |
| It's just a POS. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
What can we say about that car that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. |
nice :stongue: :stongue: |
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| SebG |
| Boring POS of a car. |
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| ASFSE |
| i just had sex in a car ahahhahahahahahha |
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| AndreaCKY772 |
| seems a bit girly, but the only other men i imagine driving it are business men... |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Seems typically I'm a 15 year-old suburbanite larva and my parents decided to purchase a sensible, safety-rated, affordable sedan for me to practice my driving skills in but do not allow me to drive my friends around in my car yet because they do not yet trust my judgment but someday I hope to prove them wrong with my responsibility.
So yeah, neither. |
:stongue: :stongue:
spot on. |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
in your opinion is the following vehicle more of a (stereotypical) males car, or females car. (Or is it perfectly unisex)
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if car was a person, this one would be asexual, pent-up republican frigid she-male, lowest-rung government worker, IMHO. :D |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
What can we say about that car that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. |
Now I'm gonna go put some water in Buc Nasty's mama's dish. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
if car was a person, this one would be asexual, pent-up republican frigid she-male, lowest-rung government worker, IMHO. :D |
too many contradictions. a taurus is not that complex.
there's an inappropriate joke to be made... |
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