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sex of car (pg. 5)
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
this is a court of law not a recess playground damn it!
this proves my theory about self esteem and elven canoe docks. |
It's whatever I want it to be!
*points* |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
It's whatever I want it to be!
*points* |
*punts gatorade bottle at you* |
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| cheshirepk8 |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
this is a court of law not a recess playground damn it!
this proves my theory about self esteem and elven canoe docks. |
Elven canoe docks??? :conf: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
*punts gatorade bottle at you* |
Oooooooooooooh. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by cheshirepk8
Elven canoe docks??? :conf: |
for sure |
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| cheshirepk8 |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
for sure |
what are they? |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| I hereby name that car: "Ugly Betty" :clown: |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by cheshirepk8
what are they? |
a dock is a place where boats like you know come and tie up to the land to go on shore, or to cast off.
a canoe is a type of boat.
elven means its elves, a species seen in various fantasy things. |
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| cheshirepk8 |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
a dock is a place where boats like you know come and tie up to the land to go on shore, or to cast off.
a canoe is a type of boat.
elven means its elves, a species seen in various fantasy things. |
damn it... i knew i shoulda put the "no snarky response" clause in there.
/smack :crazy: |
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| biznology |
| xterras are for girls |
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| comefacethebass |
I actually own this exact car. I'll dispel all the crazy myths and what-not. If you take your wheel barrow and walk to the car, open the door, carry your penis from the barrow, and lock it into its specially designed seat, you will be able to look inside the glove compartment where a sign reads:
DANGER! VEHICLE DOES NOT OPERATE WHEN DRIVERS PENIS WEIGHS UNDER 100 LBS!!!
Basically it's a specially designed system that uses the heat my extremely large penis generates to power the engine.
Summary: Girls can't even start this mothering car. |
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