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joke of the day # 1 (pg. 2)
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| DJ_Eternal |
| That was poor. |
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| BTG |
i'll save this thread
| quote: | Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.
As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."
St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."
Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."
St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."
A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.
"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?"
Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board." |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
i'll save this thread |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| wotyzoid |
| I think this would be a good time for Ian's "C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!" |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
I think this would be a good time for Ian's "C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!" |
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :conf: |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :conf: |
your famous quote, you posted the other day, how can you forget??!!? |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
your famous quote, you posted the other day, how can you forget??!!? |
I don't remember what I had for dinner yesterday, how am I meant to know this stuff? Prove it cos it doesn't ring any bells |
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| SuspicionVandit |
when asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied: "The youth in Asia are just like the youth anywhere else."
Two horses walk into a bar. The US Air Force prematurely stops the joke by mistaking the bar for a terrorist cell. kaboom! |
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| wotyzoid |
I'm sorry Ian, this quote was made famous by Yan:
| quote: | | Is it too late for a c-c-c-combo breaker? |
this post was taken from the "FAO:Life" thread. Sorry for getting you 2 confused ,once again, I'll go stand in the corner now. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
I'm sorry Ian, this quote was made famous by Yan:
this post was taken from the "FAO:Life" thread. Sorry for getting you 2 confused ,once again, I'll go stand in the corner now. |
please, stay there until you feel great shame ;) |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
please, stay there until you feel great shame ;) |
I do already, can I come out?? |
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