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joke of the day # 1
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| LoveHate |
| ok so a blonde chick and a burnette are going to start a farm with their life savings. they each have 100 dollars making 200 dollars....and the blonde is like how do we start a farm...the burnette goes I know we need to buy a farm animal. The blonde goes ok, how about a bull. and the burnette tells the blonde i'll go buy a bull and send you a telegram when im done so you can come get the bull. so the blonde agrees and the burnette sets out. she keeps finding bulls but none are in her price range. finally she finds the perfect bull and asks the farmer how much he goes 200 dollars she goes can i get a deal...and he goes ok, how about 199 dollars. she goes ok and buys the bull then goes i need to send a telegram to my friend so she can pick it up. he goes ok...it's 1 dollar. she starts to write down a message. and the farmer stops her and goes no 1 word is 1 dollar. she thinks real hard.....then goes send the word "comfortable" the farmer looks at her puzzled she goes jus send it my friend is blonde and reads slow "com-for-ta-ble".....:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| LoveHate |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoveHate
ok so a blonde chick and a burnette are going to start a farm with their life savings. they each have 100 dollars making 200 dollars....and the blonde is like how do we start a farm...the burnette goes I know we need to buy a farm animal. The blonde goes ok, how about a bull. and the burnette tells the blonde i'll go buy a bull and send you a telegram when im done so you can come get the bull. so the blonde agrees and the burnette sets out. she keeps finding bulls but none are in her price range. finally she finds the perfect bull and asks the farmer how much he goes 200 dollars she goes can i get a deal...and he goes ok, how about 199 dollars. she goes ok and buys the bull then goes i need to send a telegram to my friend so she can pick it up. he goes ok...it's 1 dollar. she starts to write down a message. and the farmer stops her and goes no 1 word is 1 dollar. she thinks real hard.....then goes send the word "comfortable" the farmer looks at her puzzled she goes jus send it my friend is blonde and reads slow "com-for-ta-ble".....:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
good one homie :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha: |
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| nchs09 |
| winamp firew what? |
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| Frenchie |
ahahhahahhaNO
Just because none of us like it, does not mean you go and quote yourself. :o |
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| Project-K |
| This would've been such an awesome setup for a porno. Such a waste. :( |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoveHate
good one homie :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha: |
lol |
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| Dervish |
Seriously...
What about :
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| kadomony |
| oldar than intarweb |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by LoveHate
good one homie :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha: |
you forgot to login to purple. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
you forgot to login to purple. |
I was gonna say... |
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